𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇

it's frickin bats, i love halloween

[𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇 @__mdma]

if aliens aren't real explain this:

[🏴‍☠️Thomas Hewitts Whore 🏴‍☠️ @HewittsWhore]

Fake jackass fans are upset they’re in a Pride parade

Real jackass fans are confused on where Chris Pontius is

[SUNNY KITTY @_MKGhost]

Dammmnnn put it on my headstone

[𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇 @__mdma]

be like that 😂

[THE pisslover of gabetwt 🇲🇽 @pisslover699696]

my mom just gave me this ? am i a dog?

[kart @strawbrryk8]

Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

RFK was right, putting a zyn in my foreskin did cure my autism

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇 @__mdma]

@_MKGhost you got this booooo 🫶🏻

[fenlon @1fenlon]

ive got her sleeping in a big box to limit the amount of nighttime mischief she can get into

[MRD4YTONA bot @MRD4YTONA]

Jesus shared thy bread

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

life goes on, get a new ho

[𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇 @__mdma]

i can’t have a single doctors appointment where they’re like “oh everything looks good!” it’s always like “everything’s awful. schedule surgery”

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔦 🦇 @__mdma]

boat day having me ready for BED at 9pm 😭

[༺♡︎༻ @DEC4DENCEE]

call me please @HunterBiden

[horse @horsetwting]

yeah this is Air Horse One

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

and it’s just one person

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Nick @DETNick]

All of Detroit right now:

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch