𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫

it’s all jokes

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

My first car vs my sisters first car

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

@stoolpresidente 14,357

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

Nothing feels as good as putting in a new pair of contact during the winter🥶

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

Imagine saying your mom is rihanna and you dad is asap Rocky

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

A bottle of champagne gets me just the right amount of sleepy

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

Literally what is the point of working

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

I can not stand smart ass people on the phone

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

I literally would die

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

omg paris hilton joining miley cyrus and sia to sing ‘stars are blind’!!

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

Chili’s salsa is top notch

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

@suuupabby You should hear me in the office telling them what I found on google😂

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

Every time I go to a doctor app I start looking up symptoms for shit I don’t even have

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

How do men not have stretch marks on their beer belly’s

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

@DrakeNogac

[“kiddo” 🖤 @ciyla7]

there’s two types of people during a hurricane: one that watches the weather channel to know what’s always happening so they’re not stressed + one that watches something else to keep their mind off of it so they’re not stressed. and they marry each other

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

I just fr can not stand old asses they are so annoying and for no reason. Ugh

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

Old Floridian’s are fucking weird. Asked about power on a fb group and two old hags needed to tell me I’m first timer.

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

One. Duh??? That’s why I asked old ass. Two. Bitch I’ve been without power for 21 days when I was 11.

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

I wish I could be like this if it’s on my mind it’s getting said

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

@weremyjilson They are ruthless and mean

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

I used to love old people I’m not sure what happened but I literally can not stand them now

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

9-5 is really not for me

[𝕓𝕖𝕟𝕫𝕫𝕫 @__mercadies]

@NBdrAkehole Your girl sounds smart