it's me, NaOH

Na: single, metal and ready to bond✨ 💞 🔬 😊OH: finna get chemical😈

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

my white, crystalline texture makes me look like pearls #livinlarge

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

ayeeee #famous

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

he dumbbbb someone help this man🙏🏼

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

i give caramel its color #ImSweetAsSugar

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

i cause bald spots YET people still use me in their hair heat protector #I #RUN #THE #WORLD

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

my babies all grown up😭❤️🙏🏼

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

i need to get in shape, i hate that i'm bent, it gives me severe scoliosis

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

my best friends HBr, CHCl3 and i got that dipole-dipole attraction✨ O2 and N2 hate us cuz the aint us #dreamteam #subs

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

who leaked my nudes?!?!?!

[Chemistry Jokes @Funny_Chemistry]

"I should really get this mole checked out"

[Chemistry Jokes @Funny_Chemistry]

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

"HeHe"

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

i'm ionic... don't ask for my polarities!!!!! #JustAnotherOneOfThoseDays

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

guys... i just divided my weight by my volume and my density is 2.13 g/cm ^3. Do u guys think i'm too fat?!?!?!

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

rt rt rt... same bro i feel this, i always get this question https://t.co/uFUrePssl3

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

Please don't ask me what my molecular shape is. The answers obvious... I'm ionic I can't have one

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

and u willll see me disappear into the air at 2,500 degrees Fahrenheit or higher #WatchYourBacksCompounds

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

you wont ever see me melt away (unless if i'm at 604.4 degrees Fahrenheit or lower)

[Sodium Hypochlorite @Sodiumhypochlo1]

just me being festive 😍🍁🍂

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

I'm a pretty solid guy

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@__NaOH__ #i #dissolve

[Chemistry Jokes @chemjokescom]

The Official Chemis-Tree! #ChemistryAdvent #ChemisTree #chemistry #jokes https://t.co/JFipXxzaKG