Silver Nitrate

The one and only AgNO3

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

If your ionic, considere us friends

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

Check me out as medicine!

[Chemistry Jokes @Funny_Chemistry]

"I should really get this mole checked out"

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

Methane, Water, and Carbon dioxide are not similar to me whatsoever🙄🙄

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

I get along so well with Sodium chloride, calcium chloride, and iron oxide. We're all just so similar! #squadgoals

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

I can easily be handled in room lighting without any risk of light sensitivity👌🏻😏😜😜

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

Don't think that I can be melted too easily...my melting point is 212 degrees Celsius😏😏

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

Im so hot that my boiling point is 444 degrees Celsius🔥🔥

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

I can relate https://t.co/795FWeNbQ0

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

now u see me, now u don't

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

@c6h12o6yo this is rigged😩😩

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

@c6h12o6yo UGH! My intermolecular force of attraction is so much better than yours. Mine is molecular-ion attractions!! Beat that!!

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

@c6h12o6yo I bet you that you are more dense than me I'm 4.35 grams per centimeter cubed😏

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

@c6h12o6yo I'm always ready for a good fight. I'm just as soluble in water as ever😏💁I bet that you can't say the same!

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

I'm such a solid friend that I'm completely solid at STP👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💁😏

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

Please don't ask me what my molecular shape is. The answers obvious... I'm ionic I can't have one

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

I'm so cool that when I am added to water, the water cools #endothermic ☺️

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

You can try to figure out if I'm polar or nonpolar but the jokes on you because I don't have a polarity😏✌

[it's me, NaOH @__NaOH__]

let's get chemical⚗️

[Chemistry Jokes @Funny_Chemistry]

Cat-astrophe

[Silver Nitrate @silvernitrateee]

I'm hot and definitely DANGEROUS, I'm so toxic that I can even cause purple skin stains