wife

Too into Sudoku right now it’s a whole thing

[wife @__norf__]

Not my white ass about to hit the Cracker Barrel

[wife @__norf__]

@miahatesmickey Meow

[🍎⋆˚꩜｡ ๑ï @Spadiddle]

Eating the leg of my least favourite coworker

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

u have no idea what this means to me

[wife @__norf__]

Shoutout Walgreens cough drops #coughinguphellaphlegm

[wife @__norf__]

@miahatesmickey Straight up playing in your face there’s no way

[wife @__norf__]

Really makes you think

[christian bale in american psycho @miahatesmickey]

If you have both child bearing hips and the second amendment, you have the right to bear baby arms

[wife @__norf__]

Whoever gave me the flu fuck you

[christian bale in american psycho @miahatesmickey]

Soy una feminista

[wife @__norf__]

@miahatesmickey Hay Day real big

[wife @__norf__]

Do people know they can be nice to their waitress when she’s trying her best and got here at 5:30 am

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

can i come over and be weird on ur couch

[christian bale in american psycho @miahatesmickey]

Being a woman trying to receive healthcare is like Pick between AI medical advice from a licensed professional or meet with a nurse practitioner who doesn’t care if you live or die

[lillia ♡ @sealulu_]

Is this real? Does anyone Know

[wife @__norf__]

Was eating saltines that lowkey tasted like ballpark peanuts. Checked the package, and they expired in 2021. I’ll probably keep eating them. Such is the way.

[christian bale in american psycho @miahatesmickey]

I genuinely feel like it’s national boyfriend day on Instagram once a month

[wife @__norf__]

Who up craving some Cream of Wheat!!

[wawawawa ˆ𐃷ˆ @aolvamp]

hanging out with that coworker that lives a completely different lifestyle from you

[Menace To Sobriety💉 @tanzderjunkies]

clonаzepam and vegetable soup for dinner . Thinking of this psot

[wife @__norf__]

Greasy bangs at work make me feel like an ogre.

[The worm @wormbuttsex]

When you feel so ugly at work it starts affecting your performance

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

Keep your chin up diva you’re somebody’s favorite Muppet maybe