bryan

sorry I tweet about politics

[bryan @__pelk__]

@alihoy52 @ashleyhollis_ Where? Give me one reputable source that shows the deficit decreasing under trump

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Replacing the rainbow with something even gayer.. the French

[bryan @__pelk__]

I haven't thought about OSU this much since I transfered to UofO

[Josh Hill @Johill_13]

3 consecutive seasons of winning what?? Nothing.. not a fricken thing with all the money in the world.

Now, they don't even want to pay the bills to keep some of the top freshman in the country around because of what? There's zero excuse if baseball is serious for them.

Only thing miserable, is Oregon fans trying to cope that they are literally nothing with all the money and talent in the world.

#GoBeavs

[bryan @__pelk__]

Their viewers are actually dumbfucks btw

[Branislav Slantchev @slantchev]

It’s not green, and if it is, it’s because a Trump wanted it so, and if he didn’t, it’s being cleaned up (at taxpayer expense), and that’s a glorious thing because nobody would ever clean a pool, especially not the Democrats, who we all know secretly wish for the pool to be dirty like their dark un-American souls. Also, we think our viewers are dumb fucks who can’t put 2 and 2 together.

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: United States becomes the first country in history to pay $300 billion to a country they defeated 50 times in one war.

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

Trying to imagine the coverage if Obama had spent $60 million to host a pay-per-view NBA event at the White House where LeBron called Melania a hooker.

[Jamie Walters, CAIA @JWalters314]

The European mind understands it perfectly. This is what imperial decadence looks like: public institutions converted into branded spectacle, civic memory replaced by adrenaline theater, and the People’s House turned into a content backdrop for regime propaganda.

The joke is not that Europe cannot comprehend it. The joke is that America no longer recognizes what it is becoming.

[bryan @__pelk__]

@colorfulights 7 is smaller than 10 dumbass

[bryan @__pelk__]

Yeah getting top 10 in something usually isn't worth celebrating 🙄

[el ✨️ @colorfulights]

like congratulations she surpassed the... 7th biggest female debut of all time 😭

[✨ @abolishcxps]

that one 28 year old grown woman who loves Olivia Rodrigo

[bryan @__pelk__]

Girl you're the lawyer don't ask me

[Ashley Hollis @ashleyhollis_]

The idea of going back to big law for one more year for the new $235k scale is soo tempting 🫣👀 why arent there part time big law jobs?? like id rather take half and only work 20 hours a week, but it doesnt exist? Like do I pause trying to start acting and resume later nextyear?

[bryan @__pelk__]

Shut the fuck up fake ass fan

[Andrew Nemec @AndrewNemec]

Oregon baseball doesn’t play anything like a postseason team.
Just a gross Super Regional showing.

[bryan @__pelk__]

Bb27 winner btw

[Ashley Hollis @ashleyhollis_]

I feel bad. The girls aren’t into Sean because he has a kid probably :/ bc before he said it half the girls were interested. Man, I hope they send someone in for him!! He seems like a great dude. #loveislandusa

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

Taking a timeout to avoid a five yard delay of game penalty

[bryan @__pelk__]

375 straight to left field is little league apparently. Coincidentally, that is the record for the longest LLWS homerun ever.

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

Thank god for our little league stadium. This ball probably doesn’t get out anywhere else.

🤣😭🫵🏼

[bryan @__pelk__]

Husky fanfic

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

it’s “wear yellow day” at my daughter’s school and not a single kid was wearing oregon gear

a portland elementary school with kids wearing pikachu, brazil soccer, a steelers russell wilson jersey, she even got a “go dawgs” from a classmate who saw her husky hat

but no oregon

[bryan @__pelk__]

Got too important. Have to try. Rip

[marl @heartwrrm]

it’s your god given right to half ass your job. show up high. listen to music while you work. go to the bathroom to go on your phone. do as little work as possible

[bryan @__pelk__]

Fuck any system where a militarized militia can beat the fuck out of someone who they are wrongly arresting and fuck Mamdani for letting the NYPD investigate itself

[Gerard @gerardthelawyer]

@unlimited_ls Was he resisting arrest?

[bryan @__pelk__]

Victim mentality

[Just 🅰️ Guy @quandoguy]

@heywildrich Because true Americans feel nothing anymore. Legit we are foreigners in our own nation. The invaders are revered and praised and get all the attention and all the benefits. We are just tax cattle to fund our replacement.

It’s not America anymore.

[bryan @__pelk__]

Being called every slur imaginable in high school (for a cracker) just to end up cis-gendered, straight, and neurotypical with nothing to reclaim