faye

Sic Semper Tyrannis. (they/she)

[faye @__penguinyy]

idk i think it's cool that some languages have a specific word for things that other languages don't

[кальмарочка 🩷🇺🇦 @madokamujica]

it irritates me whenever people try to say "this is a SUPER UNIQUE and UNTRANSLATABLE word ONLY found in this language" and like it's literally translatable you just have to use multiple words to translate it

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

imagine that you're trying to shοot an indestructible christian baby

[faye @__penguinyy]

u forgot the part where everything the wand makes is shit from a butt from your shit butt and also gives you stupid dumb idiot brain disease

[faye @__penguinyy]

so the cars famous for catching themselves on fire are impenetrable by firefighters, but at least zombies (very real) can't get in

[J R ❤️‍🔥 @ResilienceX3]

Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in 🧟‍♂️

[faye @__penguinyy]

sorry, is this a hot take? what do yall think "indie" means?

[faye @__penguinyy]

@Kallus77

[faye @__penguinyy]

man. if only we could have an apocalypse that didn't destroy all existing bikes, but alas

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

I can answer this. It's because no one can make machined parts in a post apocalyptic world. You need machines and electricity to make bikes. That's why.

[Enzo🥶 @enzoweb_3]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok yeah this is a birthday

[faye @__penguinyy]

they were fucking right this shit was cool as hell

[punished giorgio @GMomurder]

Still one of the funniest “what a 12 year old thinks is cool” videos of all time

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[faye @__penguinyy]

i will die on the hill that Pokemon visually peaked with the animated pixel sprite style of B&W

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[🦢 @meishato]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[faye @__penguinyy]

eat cake then cake gone

[remi ꕤ YSPSFAGSIL OUT NOW @starry_anarchy]

i don’t understand the phrase “you can’t have your cake and eat it” because if i have cake what the fuck else am i supposed to do with it

[faye @__penguinyy]

JUST LET THERE BE TREE GODDAMMIT

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

Scientists create Liquid Trees; a tank full of water and micro-algae that could be an alternative to trees in urban areas.

[faye @__penguinyy]

2 spibermin

[Matt ⚡️ @CinemaSupreme]

How would you spend your $50?

[a sad little man @DAVIDPLEASESTOP]

when i'm broke: when i get paid again ima start saving shit fr this time no unnecessary shit

me when i get paid: google, show me your most frivolous and worldly things

[faye @__penguinyy]

they forgot about me