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[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[ヤ @MatekoBenzaX]

Do you realize that we are the last generation on Earth that knows what life was like before Al...

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way she laughed in her face like that will forever have me in tears i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I had no idea my girl was even married let alone already had kids 😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[👨🏾‍💻 @soIodown]

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

[𝖓𝖎𝖎𝖐𝖔 ⚣ 🧩⃟ @arlertcake]

e isso ainda assim é 1 bilhão de vezes melhor do que IA

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH GIVE HER AN OSCAR LMAOOO😭😭😭

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando ya calculaste cuántas horas vas a dormir, pero no te puedes dormir y el número va bajando

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

going downstairs to get a $2 dollar slice of pizza has always been a dream of mine.

[tyris ✰ @TYRISPRINT]

ain’t seen promo this good since the barbie movie omg

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one