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[rhys 🙂‍↕️ @rhys_2024]

Santander asked me to update my personal details, including occupation, and I can’t find anything relating to my job but it feels like someone is taking the piss 😭😭

[H4mez @hamezhill]

He doesn't mean Betty on the till, you absolute muppet

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I gave a guy my number but then I regret it cause I found him annoying. My attempt to scare him away has backfired…LMFAO

[goma @soigomaa]

I'm down for this becoming a worldwide tradition

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

This reminded me of when I was 18 and working in an M&S Food Hall - often times I was on the tills. At the time I didn’t know what ginger was and when it’d come down the conveyer belt, I thought it was like left over dirt or something that was mixed in with the veg, so I’d just throw it in the bin under the till 💀

[💗 @ma1ybe]

At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your birth certificate was a waste of paper.” The table went completely silent.

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

This is a divorce tip

[Lucas 🍒🍒🇪🇺🇪🇺 @lucaskehoe]

Fucking get in

[mel @Me3ll__]

Prefiero un tiro en la frente

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

WHAT WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER THINKING FOR THIS ENGAGEMENT SHOOT???

[eilidh✨ @demon_dolI]

soz grandda but you're getting put in the sports direct urn

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

Alfie

[Billy @_billyreid]

Exceptional community note 🤌

[Kawhi L @KawhiLenz]

I remember when I got put on a PIP at work and my Bredrin started calling me PIP Guardiola until I came off it 🙃

She don’t even watch football like that btw

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

me on a teams call with a snazzy background to show everyone i have a personality:

[Froyo Baggins 🦇 @shiref0lk]

The correct answer is if you touch her at all you should be sent to the morgue in a bag

[Nompumelelo MK @MissLELOMK1]

Guys I’m screaming😭😭😂😂. This girl at the hospital asked her boyfriend for a cigarette after they were done arguing and he said "nah go get your own cause you're single now." So this old man sitting in the smoking area told her to come sit by him that he'd give her a cigarette Well, he waited a good minute then looked at the young boy and said and I quote.... "You got to learn to treat your woman right son, cause the same God that turned water into wine just made your girl mine."🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀

[Alicia🫧 @alicialartey]

Wipe the plan 2 loans please xx