yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】

if you don’t recycle we can’t be friends #chronicallyawesome

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

I asked my little cousin today
“Dude does this generation not shove cascarones down each other’s pants?”

lmaooo and she said
“Well no I GUESS NOT bc I tried it on Aaden and he thought it was weird?!”

She’s my favorite

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

my grandma is such a G

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

i just learned that there’s a spanglish keyboard on ios

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Reminder

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

anyone else get this in their spotify wrapped??

[porter robinson @porterrobinson]

i literally love seeing your spotify wrapped do not let anyone shame you

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

guess who’s about to spend the next 6 hours taking a drivers ed course for her mom

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

@NickJFuentes is the literal definition of little dick energy

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

in todays episode of i’m getting old

I started singing Juicy by B.I.G. and my younger coworkers thought I came up with it all on the spot lmao

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

knowing my moms big sad rn and I can’t do anything about it is a whole different kinda hurt

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

grief is weird

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

my boyfriends cousin has 3 yr old twins boys and they can and did show me that they knew every word to @blink182 all the small things

[Amazing Video @amazingvideo01]

@crazyclips_ Meanwhile in Florida 😂😂

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

i’m literally considering investing in a fax machine who am I

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

guess who’s getting solar panels installed today

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

did we ever find out who ended trojan room coffee pot

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

my knees feel fucking WEIRD

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

Being chronic and iconic is a full time job I get no days off

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

I just wrote my grocery list on my dry erase board with a FUCKING SHARPIE

[yung lupus【=◈︿◈=】 @__sadmachine]

Does anybody else have a washer with an unnecessarily long ringtone when it’s done and how do u turn it off