Sam Carr

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Tippet & Franklin... Y u du dis sidnay

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Who. Gives. A. Fuck that Bartel exaggerated to get a free kick...

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Finish them Belgium #BELvsUSA

[Matt Cotton @Matt_Cotton]

RT @Coral: Behave Kyrgios https://t.co/MST6VVX7BJ

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Will be purchasing a @MelbourneCity membership this season. #lampard #villa #ALeague

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Switzerland to beat Argentina tonight 😎

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

#notconvinced

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Anyone got a 'get rich quick scheme' they want to throw my way? #dontwanttowork

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

@demiimiles it's a lot easier than full time work! #notsureiwanttobeagrownupyet

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Back to Uni, where'd that 5 months off go? #UniLife #lookoutsocialmedia

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Gutted that #gesaffelstein pulled out of his show tonight. I'm almost convinced his heavy bass brought down Malaysian flight 370 at FMF.

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

@Brownflemingo or a BBQ Simon, whatever walk of life, a little "boost" is necessary apparently.

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Would love to know more on this missing plane saga. Is it bad that it excites me? #terrorists #ConspiracyTheories

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

@jimmybtnthat we're intellects Jim you remember that. #words4days #puns #metaphors #drunkinlove

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

@jimmybtnthat seriously we appreciate you've had a tough trott, but don't subject yourself to any more humiliation when it's not necessary

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

@jimmybtnthat not helping themselves at all are they? #giveitarest #ambitious

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Catching the pakenham line every morning to work is eye opening to say the least. #characters #bithappening #peoplewatching #berwick

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

Kiss fm getting real thug #word #rapgame

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

100 days until the World Cup starts #wontbemoving #straightsets

[Sam Carr @__samcarr]

5.30am wake up is never easy. #sleepy #coffee #fuck