Adilson Sanches

Ex exilado digital!!

[Sports Streaming... @SportsStream1ng]

Not just perfect, it's almost impossible.🤯

[.🇳🇴 @Ndiayee0]

Le jour où Phil Foden ne s’est pas rendu compte de la personne à qui il venait de manquer de respect.

[Alfredo Menezes CGA/CGE @AlfredoMenezes6]

Achei a decisão do BC em cortar 0,25 % incompatível com o statement. Mudou o período relevante de 18 meses para 21, reconheceu o aumento da inflação e resiliência da atividade e por fim inflação acima da meta

[0xidoRock3 🇮🇨 @0xidoRock3]

“No esperes a que las oportunidades lleguen, créalas.” 🫂

[Chef Dan Galhardo @chefdangalhardo]

Ancelloti, você prefere fritar um Pudim ou colocar o Endrick no jogo?

O Ancelloti:

[Zanfa 2 @ZanfaVive]

Como tratar seu mozão

[Kelly Sanchez 🇧🇷 ꧁✦👀⃢🦋🎩✦ᡃ⃟ᡃ⃟ᡃ⃟ᡃ⃟ᡃᡃᡃ⃟ᡃ⃟ᡃ 𐦐꧂ @kellypstorres]

Kkkkkk verdade

[𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖔 @Chris_Branco]

A filha da minha amiga fez uma festa de 15 anos linda. Teve decoração, música, comida, docinhos, luzes, pista de dança, tudo o que uma adolescente sonha para esse dia. Ela chamou os amigos achando que a casa ia virar um carnaval fora de época.

Virou uma sala de espera de consultório.

Eram uns quinze adolescentes espalhados pelo salão, cada um agarrado ao próprio celular como se estivesse protegendo o último chocolate da Terra.
A música tocando, os salgadinhos sumindo, os doces impecáveis na mesa e a galera toda com cara de quem estava aguardando cair um pix na conta.

Em determinado momento eu comecei a achar que ela podia ter soltado um bode ns da pista ou colocado fogo no bolo que a reação seria exatamente a mesma.

O mais engraçado é que ninguém parecia estar se divertindo, mas também ninguém ia embora. Ficavam ali, sentados, rolando vídeo atrás de vídeo de outras pessoas se divertindo.

É uma geração curiosa pra cacete.

Saíram de casa para ficar olhando para a tela exatamente como fariam no próprio quarto.

No fim da festa, todo mundo foi embora dizendo que estava tudo maravilhoso.

Pareciam funcionários numa reunião de segunda-feira cedinho.

A conclusão da filha da minha amiga foi brilhante:

- Da próxima vez eu não vou convidar ninguém. Vou colocar quinze celulares numa mesa e economizar uma fortuna em salgadinho!!!

Fica a dica para essa gente moderna que não larga o celular! 🫣🫣🫣🤦🏼‍♀️

[Awesome Videos ❤️ @Awesomevideos07]

The person who built this bridge deserves an Oscar award. 😂

[Joaquin Teixeira @JoaquinTeixeira]

Só uma namoradinha recatada assim...
É PEDIR DEMAIS?

[Astro Greek @astro_greek]

When Elon tries to act like a normal human 👽

[Áɢ 𐙚 @agsurtos]

Eu adoro quando os médicos dizem “evite estresse”, como se eu pudesse simplesmente cancelar minha assinatura da vida adulta e virar uma gárgula decorativa numa igreja.

[TYN❥ @talizo07]

My daughter brought her new boyfriend to Sunday dinner last month.

He’s 24, works at a COMMERCIAL TIRE SHOP, and has grease permanently stained into his cuticles.

He didn’t say much, just ate three servings of my pot roast and nodded a lot.

After they left, I told my wife I wished my daughter would date someone with a bit more ambition.

Someone who didn't look like they just crawled out from under a semi-truck.

Two weeks later, my alternator died on the shoulder of Route 9 during a torrential downpour.

I called AAA, but the wait time was two hours.

My daughter must have seen my text in the family group chat because twenty minutes later, her boyfriend's beat-up Chevy truck pulled up behind me.

He didn't have a raincoat.

He just got straight to work in the pouring rain, leaning over my engine bay while semi-trucks flew past at 70 miles per hour, spraying us with dirty highway water.

It took him forty-five minutes of wrestling with a rusted bolt to get the spare part in.

When he finished, he was soaked to the bone and shivering.

I pulled out my wallet and tried to hand him two hundred dollars.

He looked at the cash, then looked at me, and gently pushed my hand away.

He said,

"Sir, you don't pay family.

Just make sure your daughter gets home safe tonight."

I sat in my dry, warm car on the drive home feeling incredibly small.

I had judged his worth by the dirt under his fingernails,

completely missing the size of his heart.

[Danny @DjokovicFan_]

Novak Djokovic: “I admire Messi. I’m very grateful that he came to watch me play. We are both born in 1987, so it’s great to still have him around.” 🇷🇸🇦🇷

[Joaquin Teixeira @JoaquinTeixeira]

Eu até queria torcer para a Argentina mas quando lembro que para eles sou um chimpanzé começo a chorar e desisto. Desculpem o desabafo mas vocês não fazem ideia da dor que é ser comparado a um primata.

[Lemon @Lemonbriz]

🚨🎙️Zlatan Ibrahimović on Lionel Messi’s World Cup hat-trick masterclass as Argentina beat Algeria 3-0:

🗣️ “Let me tell you something… this is what happens when the greatest of all time plays football.”

“Messi didn’t just have a good opening game… he arrived at the World Cup like he still owns the damn thing.”

“People talk about age, about the end of an era, about pressure at 38 going on 39… but he doesn’t feel any of that. He creates pressure for every defender in the tournament instead.”

“Algeria tried to sit deep, they tried to frustrate, they tried to compete… but when Messi gets the ball anywhere near the box, the game is basically over.”

“A hat-trick on the opening night of the World Cup? That’s not normal… that’s a statement. That’s a warning to every team left in this tournament.”

“And this is why Argentina won so comfortably — because when you have a player like him, you don’t need ten chances. You need one moment of magic… and he gave them three.”

“Now people will start talking again… ‘Is he still the best player in the world?’ I don’t talk. I show. And tonight, Messi showed everyone.”

“This was not just three points for Argentina… this was a message to the entire World Cup. The king is still here.”

[Italo @peppipets]

Acabei de ver Messi meter um hat trick com 39 anos, abro o twitter e tem um video do Raphinha falando do hidratante que ele passa na cara

Namoral irmão, que desgosto profundo

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Leo Messi: "I can't ask for anything more, God gave me too much, now everything is just to enjoy.

"I'm just happy to being considered as one of the best in football history, I'm just grateful to be considered among many great players..."

[ᜰ 🇦🇷 @markklfc]

Lionel Scaloni reacts emotionally after Lionel Messi’s hat-trick:

🗣️ “I honestly couldn’t hold it back anymore… when Lionel Messi scored that third goal, I completely broke down on the sidelines because of everything that moment represented.”

“It wasn’t just about the hat-trick or the scoreline… it was about everything he has done for this team, for this shirt, for this country, and for the millions of people who have followed his journey from the very beginning.”

“As a coach, you are supposed to stay calm, think clearly, make decisions, and control emotions in every situation… but sometimes football takes over and reminds you that you are also just a human being.”

“When you see a player give absolutely everything over so many years, carry so much pressure, and still perform at this level in a World Cup, it becomes emotionally overwhelming even from the touchline.”

“He doesn’t just score goals for Argentina or win matches… he carries the hopes, dreams, and emotions of an entire nation every single time he steps onto the pitch.”

“In that moment after the third goal, I wasn’t thinking like a coach anymore, I wasn’t thinking about tactics or the game… I was just proud, emotional, and deeply grateful to be witnessing something like that so close.”

“You look at him and you slowly realise that what we are watching is not normal anymore… this is something that belongs in football history forever, something that will never be repeated in the same way.”

“That hat-trick didn’t just change the game or the result… it created a moment of pure emotion that will stay with me for the rest of my life as a coach.”

[LM10 Brasil @MessiLeoBrasil_]

Esse video do Messi acertando as pernas do reporte do outro lado do campo sem olhar é uma LOUCURA.

Definitivamente ele não é humano