shreya

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

please take your apple watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. you look like a spy kid

[ً @cryst6ls]

if we’re at the club and u ask me to take a shot with you and you give me vodka instead of tequila ima smack the shit out of u

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Your giggly ass could NOT play poker

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Me at a wine tasting: “yeah it tastes like wine”

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@ishitaj9533 @bigasshamburger Blueberry discourse on my tl

[goomba @ThisIsTyranny]

u ain never seen a cute indian girl

[jay.usd @e3jao]

bruh the south indian club at berkeley got 2 rounds of interviews 😭😭😭 what u gon make me do? whip dosa batter?????

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@PhilzCoffee Can you open right next to my house ?

[Eve @evek181818]

it's really cute when pets sigh. like what ails u lil buddy

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@Katie_Younngg Bro I’m crying

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

last day in SOCAL :(

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@aaronbaii @zachary_ashburn really great idea zach

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

Someone asked me if I wanted to roll up…why was I expecting a fruit by the foot

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@mahikasaoji @_sevenj what am i supposed to say to “u ugly”

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@rosasnyderr This is such a good tweet rosa

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@carissa_chiang I laughed

[shreya @__shreyapatel]

@marajaslime r u Gate keeping ur personality 🌚