luke.

just looking to live my best life. i am moderately funny 50% of the time.

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how many songs actually match their title? i’ll start “best song ever” by one direction

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@alymeyy SAY

[Anfield Leak @AnfieldLeak]

https://t.co/qj4MrZEART

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our apartment is so cold that when i pooped today i could see it steaming

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/P6MQJuN5Ia

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@krissyrivard

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@krissyrivard what else am i supposed to do when i’m wearing crocs?

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glove is back on.

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my uber driver wearing two golf gloves as driving gloves, while watching scenic driving videos on on his cars display screen is something i have never been apart of before. happy monday everyone. hope your day is as eventful as mine.

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he has removed his right glove. what does this mean?

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@DontBeRenecist happy birthday legend! 🥳🥳🥳

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i tell you something, people don’t realise how lucky we are to have seedless grapes. today i was not so fortunate. i’m an emotional wreck right now. time for a nap.

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@frankingeneral @GolfSpyT individual i believe

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/6pSW1d6Me6

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/2j3hQecR4D

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@DontBeRenecist https://t.co/hQddwITOLq

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@_miles_deep this shirt is fresh mate 🔥

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@swaggolfco F5 on repeat

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@bg15943 @EASPORTS_MUT they definitely got nerfed, i’ve rolled over 1.2 million training and only pulled one GT. i ain’t complaining cos my pack luck has been great this year but yeah, definitely nerfed.

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imagine being in the toy store when tom hanks and robert loggia pop off on the foot piano in the movie ‘big’.