Rouka

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Do I have a 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 reflex? hm～? ..errh I'm not sure!⠀⠀⠀⠀
I'm pretty flexible though.－𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲, watch me! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

[Rouka @__shxxp]

Aᴍ I ᴀ ᴡᴏʟғ ɪɴ sʜᴇᴇᴘ's ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs,
Oʀ ᴀ sʜᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋɪɴ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏʟғ . . ?

Nᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ, nya- I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ!

Sᴏ ᴘᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪʟᴋ.
Gɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀ, 🎐ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ.
Lᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ, ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ I sᴛʀᴀʏ~

[━ 𝐨𝐧𝐢 ━━━━━━ 𝐋𝐯 ➎ ━ @lowexpMONSTER]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀‹ ˢᵃʸ , ⁱˢ ⁱᵗ ᵗʳᵘᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵃʸ ?›
⠀⠀⠀⠀‹ᶜᵃⁿ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐᵉ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᵃⁿ ᵃᵈᵛᵉⁿᵗᵘʳᵉʳ ?›

⠀⠀⠀⠀‹ᵃⁿᵈ ∕ ∕ ʰᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ?›

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@SupportMare Hmmm? Alright, no sweats! You can tell meow later if you want to.

So um... back to your place then?
Er...do you have a place? I ... well, I don't, not really. Not one of my own nyanyway! But nya was wonderin', an' I wants to cash in on my present neow, if meow can.

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@Investigxtive I came cause you called meow, but I didn't bring any flags with meow...

Who nya heck carries flags around?

[Rouka @__shxxp]

Really? Playing for sympathy with a cat half her height! Nya can only 'magine being so tall ....

What's so difficult anyway?
Just knock over a building if nys won't fit! Throw your enemies outta nya way!

[➴ ➴ 𝙏𝘼𝙑𝘼𝙍𝙀 、 @LAZYKNOTTING]

she’s not doing it on purpose —!

it’s just.. hard, bein’ so big .

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@P0LK4D0TTED Wait. That one was a little soft, let me try again.

Right next to your ear here nya..
Real close like!

3, 2, 1, —
𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨~

Hehe. Now meow(how) was that? For real this time, not just saying some word that sounded like it.

[Rouka @__shxxp]

Why is Tav always rubbing it in her face!!!

(she isn't, but she's so tall that it just feels like it whenever the cat sees her.)

[➴ ➴ 𝙏𝘼𝙑𝘼𝙍𝙀 、 @LAZYKNOTTING]

< 7’9” . 💧

[Rouka @__shxxp]

And h-here's nya present fer under nya tree~!

[Rouka @__shxxp]

Merry Christmas nya!

[Rouka @__shxxp]

Here's a postcard for nya fireplace.

[Rouka @__shxxp]

Nyanko maid at your service!
wait.
Those aren't the services I had in mind!

Well. no, we can still do them.
I'll just charge you extra.
Nya ha ha!

Nya ha..

Nnh..nya...hhnngh...ahh~♡.

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@MaidBelfast What!

All those dogs are always bullying meow, why can't I?

[Rouka @__shxxp]

One day I'm going to buy myself a potion to give myself a cock, just so I can cockslap all those mutts who keep trying to give me litters of pups! It won't work for you... you dumb dogs!!

I just need to find a traveling witch, or..or a magician or something. I'd be so powerful..

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@Muttiissms Nyack!
L-Lemme go.
I take it back, I won't cockslap no one!
Nyo— wait.
Help!

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@Muttiissms what.

bailey no. It's the middle of the day!
l...let's go potion shopping nya!

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@F4LSEDRAGON T-This is definitely nya weird request to make to nya stranger lady!

[Rouka @__shxxp]

I am a (mostly) flat cat!! Why are you giving me ads for bras for ladies with fat boobs you cruel app.

I...I mean... meow.

[Rouka @__shxxp]

rt because it's the holiday season and jingle bells woooo... aheh.

[Rouka @__shxxp]

@ItsACoco // oh.

Maybe that's just our life.
Must be an animanimal thing.