@SupportMare Hmmm? Alright, no sweats! You can tell meow later if you want to.
So um... back to your place then?
Er...do you have a place? I ... well, I don't, not really. Not one of my own nyanyway! But nya was wonderin', an' I wants to cash in on my present neow, if meow can.
Really? Playing for sympathy with a cat half her height! Nya can only 'magine being so tall ....
What's so difficult anyway?
Just knock over a building if nys won't fit! Throw your enemies outta nya way!
@P0LK4D0TTED Wait. That one was a little soft, let me try again.
Right next to your ear here nya..
Real close like!
3, 2, 1, —
𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨~
Hehe. Now meow(how) was that? For real this time, not just saying some word that sounded like it.
Nyanko maid at your service!
wait.
Those aren't the services I had in mind!
Well. no, we can still do them.
I'll just charge you extra.
Nya ha ha!
Nya ha..
Nnh..nya...hhnngh...ahh~♡.
One day I'm going to buy myself a potion to give myself a cock, just so I can cockslap all those mutts who keep trying to give me litters of pups! It won't work for you... you dumb dogs!!
I just need to find a traveling witch, or..or a magician or something. I'd be so powerful..