sthandwa sakhe yedvwa.

talk to me nice
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[muna. @yourmuna00]

i lied. i actually love school. i love learning. i love getting smarter. i love all that big-brain shit 😭

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

The most expensive distraction in a woman's life is a confused man. He doesn’t just waste your time, he drains your energy, your peace, and your potential.

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

using people’s real full names and surnames for their contacts, with zero emojis, will always be top tier. 🤣🤞

[Madlokovu🐆 @HustlerMode_]

Remember when teachers used to bring their kids to school and we treat them like celebrities😭😭😂

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i desire to be so eloquent that i'd give a speech without a single filler word.

[Victoria @cozyvictoria]

Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

" I haven't seen you since we graduated"

Just give me your wallet and phone bro

[Dj ᥫ᭡ @jareeRExo]

I’ve realized the people who changed my life rarely told me what to do. They just lived in a way that inspired something new in me.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Me enjoying the table GOD prepared for me in the presence of my enemies!

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

The elephants really said 🥰🥰🥰

[OLUWAPELUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII @lumii_23]

me rushing home just to be like this:

[. @ewwwtfff]

The female ability to guess which girl it is exactly out of his 980 following

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

Normalise being selfish with your time because people are honestly full of shit man

[T-BAG🇰🇪 @tbagcity]

I am never leaving this app bro😂😂😂🙌🙌

[Yana🌸 @yanaaszn_]

I think every woman hits that season where she's not angry anymore, just aware. You see people clearly. You move differently. You don't explain.. you just shift. That's maturity mixed with grace.

[thapi. @amoPapinooo]

Ignoring my man’s call cause im on a call with my bestfriend. He needs to know who’s #1 in my heart. Back of the line buddy

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[Zay Morales @cilviademox]

I thought Statistics was just mean, mode and median kanti itjo.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp???? I have no clue who “~🙏”is.

[alain🏒 @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why