Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧

no thank you

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

i need a new tattoo like rocky : ASAP

[katey ꕤ @loverlezza]

gestures that make you more feminine

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

There is no rock bottom, things can always get worse 😂😂

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me....”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever normalized $120 hoodies & $80 sweatpants needs to be stopped

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

[j a d a @jadawadas]

BEHDJDJDJ GIRL TAKE THE FAWKING HELMET OFF THIS YO HOMELAND…

[bibi @cozmictae]

so no Justin Bieber?

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

My toxic trait is every time I misplace something I think a burgler came in my house and stole that specific thing..

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

Old People Babies

🤝🏼
Wearing a diaper

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

When I die pls have a cowboy dance on my grave at my FUNeral.

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

How are we supposed to “never talk to strangers”? Interview for a job? Go out to eat and order from a waitress? Buy a car? Open a bank account? Buy a house? Make new friends? Lmfaooo

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

Imagine being sober AND lactose intolerant 😭 how you supposed to take the edge off if you can’t eat cheese man 😭😭

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

Was up all night thinking bout how division is just multiplication playing an uno reverse card 🥴

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

@CaucasianJames I am. Sorry but I love them 😞

[Mo 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 @__smorgs__]

I don’t care if I’ll have 12 kids, you’ll be seeing my toddlers walking their asses everywhere before you see me driving a minivan.

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Malcolm says GOOD MOOONING!