Uncle_Lu

Bida Man | Interior Designer | Ethical Banker | Gamer 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇶🇦🇶🇦 | Husband. New Account for lord_shimura | Hodophile, Sapiosexual.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Who is the Petroleum minister?

[Prema 🇦🇷🇦🇷 @Prema_Chinweze]

There is a reason you cannot dare Ronaldo😂😂😂😂😂

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: Anthony Gordon now has as many World Cup assists as Cristiano Ronaldo.🎯

Ronaldo took 20 years, Gordon did it in 25 minutes.😳

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

So the new GOAT debate is officially between Messi and Mbappe because Ronaldo lost.

[Emmanuel Clement @EmmanuelCl71145]

Mbappe is a better World Cup goalscorer than Messi cause he scored 18 goals in lesser games but Messi is not a better goalscorer than Ronaldo with same logic

[Juan @socraticjuan]

At this rate, Mbappe might go down as a bigger rival for Messi than Cristiano…

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Obasanjo: I cleared the 32 billion external debts and left 3.2 billion before leaving.

Jonathan: I made sure I stabilized Nigerias Gdp before leaving office.

Tinubu:

[Nnámdí @__Nnamdi_]

When 16 years old Lamine was tearing the Euro’s, Olise didn’t even make it to the French squad

[NEY💙❤️ @neygurll69083]

“Put Ronaldo in Argentina”
“Put Ronaldo in Spain”

Haaland took Norway to the World Cup , scored 4 goals in the group stage and scored the winning goal to take Norway to the RO16.

Ronaldo has NEVER done this for Portugal😭😭😭

[P/R Football @brfutboll]

🚨BREAKING: Lionel Messi has been voted the greatest player of all time as per @SkySportsNews

He won the poll with 80 percent votes.

[Akin Akinwale @mrlurvy]

One of the biggest problems with us on this app is that we rarely pay attention to what truly matters. We are mostly drawn to whatever is trending or going viral.

When committees were calling for public opinions, many of us were too busy arguing about who was snubbed at a movie premiere or debating who was the bigger clown between Peller and Chicken or why did Theo Abu Agada call Peter Obi incompetent in the past.

Then, when the decisions are made, we suddenly become experts with endless complaints.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Japan going back home

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Copa america team dun send Germany out of the World Cup 😂

Una see wetin Messi dey suffer abi

[Berneese @theberneese]

This World Cup is making people realize just how difficult it is to win the Copa América.

[Null @Vhoyde]

"Violence is not the answer." LOL

[EL Roi @nharnarh_quasi]

Few years ago he was on an interview saying there were no good teams in south america cos the bastard wanted to discredit messi’s copa wins

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

From all of Africa: Thank you Canada

[Prodigy🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Theeprodigy19]

Ehn, sheybi Ronaldo started his career as a midfielder, let him come back and create the chances and dribble too na😂

[Jago @HEISJAGO]

In 2022, he could have faced Brazil in the semi-final but Brazil lost to Croatia.

In 2010, he could have faced England in the quarter-finals but England lost to Germany.

In 2014, he could have faced Portugal in the Round of 16 but Portugal got knocked out in the group stage.

Italy didn’t even make it out of the group stage the last time they were in the World Cup

Meanwhile, Messi advanced to the next round in all of these stages while the people he was supposed to play against didn’t

So how was any of this Messi’s fault?

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Ronaldo's problem is that he refuses to concede to time.

This world has seen many great men; emperors, kings, literary giants, phenomenal artists, otherworldly scientists, etc. But at the end of the day, the clock ran out on them.

You are arguably the greatest player of all time. Fine
You utilised your youth and did almost impossible things. Good
Your name is etched in stone. Great

Why isn't that enough for you? Why can't you accept that time has defeated you? Has stripped you of your agility and explosiveness.

It is okay to age, to watch the sun set on you. That's the beauty of life. You used your prime well.

But coming out to claim you are back after scoring against Uzbekistan was in bad taste. He invited pressure on him and his teammates, something the team doesn't need now.

So, I will gladly cook him