Jonathan Stroud

this the type of shit that make your uncle sell his teeth.

[Jonathan Stroud @__stroud__]

Stick to your day ones. They won't switch up on you.🐍

[WEED N SNACKS 🍃🥨 @weednsnacks]

*hits blunt* ok shit could be worse

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

New year, same me.
Because if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Merica.

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Roll somethin and get the day started.

[Jonathan Stroud @__stroud__]

Listen twice.
Speak once.

[Hunnit Rackz $tackz @TP_Stackz]

Wish I could bring my niggas back for 1 day 🏁🕊

[mightaswell. @alexwallaceioa]

long nights... morning shits..

[LB 🦆 @_tyler_o5]

Titties are the best pillows

[PEOPLE OF MEMPHIS @PEOPLEOFMEMPHIS]

RIP TO MY MAN KOOPSTA‼️

[Jonathan Stroud @__stroud__]

I'd rather have everyone hate me for who I am rather than love me for someone I'm not.

[Jonathan Stroud @__stroud__]

Some of you people never cease to amaze me with your stupidity.🤦🏻‍♂️

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

Dear Snapchat,

When updating an app, the goal is to make it simpler and cleaner, not to have it punch our eyeballs.

Sincerely, Everyone.

[Jac Biller @JoshBallard4L]

Someone come cook me some waffles yo

[emily b 🌻💛🔆 @EmilyBlank4]

@JohnCena I’m trying to ask a boy with special needs to prom and I need your help. I know chances of you seeing this are slim but it’s worth a shot. Can y’all retweet this for my guy, Warren G?

[Brent Ruffin @RedneckNinjaANW]

Georgia’s kicker has the looks of a straight up badass

[Shammond @shammond_short]

I'm blacking out New Years and no one telling me shit, not taking care of my friends, not having any chill ya digg.