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[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

My safe word is pineapple juice

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

why can’t @DoorDash take my order? 🙁

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

i feel this.

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

i am just fuckin tickled.

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Get well soon, Viktor Hovland.

Never change.

[ABC13 Houston @abc13houston]

Officers converged on the V Live club in the 6600 block of Harwin Street overnight, where they said they found alcohol being solid without a license, drugs and evidence of human trafficking. https://t.co/q50xHbP44m

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

.@BubbaWatson touched on the importance of life outside of golf after his round Friday.

He's 2 back heading into the weekend at the #USOpen

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

YO
my life has been rocky as hell... not gonna lie..

PLOT TWIST! in the best way possible.

im absolutely liiiiiiiivingggggg for my life now & could not be happier.

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

my heart.

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

when i’m talking to either parent, i’ll refer to the other one as their ex wife/ex husband.

it’s probably not that funny, but i find it funny.

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

im oddly shaped.

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

i want to take a trip to south texas for food. 😋

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

the world is so cruel.

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

B E K I N D

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

all. the. time.

i’m a wimp.

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

ERCOT: Please turn your thermostat to 82

Texans:

[javi @AllenCastro13]

I don’t understand why people who don’t live in Texas always got some shit to say. 🤣

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

@GerbassicPark

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

this.
just.
cannot.
be.
real.

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

just sleep & pretend real life isn’t happening

[taylor jayne holmes @__taylorjayne]

thank god for unanswered prayers