my barbara bush

[mrs. mothman @mcflurry_slut]

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[Mike Matthews @muscleforlife]

Tip:

Don’t tell people on Ozempic that if they ate the same amount of food without the Ozempic, they'd lose the same amount of weight.

They get very angry.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

humble your man and pick him up like a baby while yall in the pool

[Southern Dan @StolenDans]

the america dick riding in that one part of chicken fried is crazy

[my barbara bush @__thrillbill__]

What did I miss

[learie @astrogeanie]

Notice high vibrational people wear all black a lot

[cinder @blackcindyy]

finally it’s the fucking weekend. this has been a week

[jame @kloogans]

silly putty is just putty to a sick fuck like me

[hot dam historian @hotdamhistorian]

but the category of white old men who have collectively been brainwashed by decades of fox news is massive and it clearly produced massively uncomfortable/bad relationships with their kids.

[hot dam historian @hotdamhistorian]

do not make fun of them, but liberal white women are talking about how tim walz reminds them of their dads, before their dads were radicalised by the gop. and i understand you might see it as cringe (if you're not white or liberal),

[my barbara bush @__thrillbill__]

@marycortcocke Double it

[paulie ⚓️ @ratedpaulie]

@rihanna Now match your new album to this year babe

[Rihanna @rihanna]

since I clearly won’t be achieving my six pack til next summer, I switched my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties! 🤷🏿‍♀️

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

Old Town Road ft. Billy Ray Cyrus
Out this Friday !

[Abby @iHave_Powers]

love these Girls. not the most popular but Always sticking together

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… daleeeee 🍀😉

[farha @shutyourhell]

happy international women’s day to men who do ig photo dumps

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Let him cook