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currently between beverages (Who do you think you are/I am)

[Tubs @__Toby_]

:)

[Terry Connelly @TerryCo37805465]

Very tired , but very happy as well . Come on you Irons

[Tubs @__Toby_]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Lady: do you drink beer?

Me: yes.

Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.

Lady: how much do you pay per beer?

Me: $5 each including tip.

Lady: how long have you been drinking?

Me: about 20 years.

Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.

Me: sounds correct.

Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?

Me: do you drink beer?

Lady: no.

Me: where's your fucking plane?

[Tubs @__Toby_]

@_willfleming_ this is a good one

[West Ham United @WestHam]

West Ham United proudly supports ‘Heirlooms’, a film raising awareness about suicide bereavement and highlighting the incredible work of @suicideandco

Together, we can break the stigma surrounding suicide and provide the support those experiencing loss truly need.

[SZA @sza]

I love my friend I miss my friend . Grateful he saw something in me before most and treated me w love from day 1 . Wish he could see how right ab everything he truly was . Please go stream Balloonerism RIGHT NOW . 🙏🏾✨🫀 https://t.co/E2tHRz5JwY

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Forget riots - why not compete in the The EDL-ympics! 🎾🥋🏓

A safe space to express your misdirected hatred 😃

[Holly Brockwell @holly]

"Why do you stay up for the election, you could just get the result in the morning"

This. This is why.

[Tubs @__Toby_]

couldn’t sleep much so pulled in a favour to recreate a great joke

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Jacob Rees Mogg can now return to his other job, as a night paralysis demon at an all boys boarding school.

[Jake @jakeperry97]

Election day

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Grenfell was social murder.

Nobody has been jailed because the victims were poor immigrants and those responsible were rich white people.

Today I’ll remember 72 souls who deserved to be listened to and deserved better than the fucked up feudal society we’re forced to endure.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"People's priorities are wrong."

Michail Antonio discusses his experience of racism in football and his view on how it should be dealt with in the professional game.

Warning: Some viewers may find some of this interview upsetting.

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

The lives of some of the most vulnerable people on the planet reduced to a crude bet. It’s just a game to these people. Depraved.

[Tubs @__Toby_]

pints in

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Suella Braverman has been sacked as home secretary ⬇️

https://t.co/HfGpz9ZSSs

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

@piersmorgan I don't think you've got the cardio fitness, Piers, TBF. You'd gas out and after that I'd just be playing music on your chin like a boxing Beethoven.

[Tubs @__Toby_]

Not quite @hardestgeezer but this year for Movember additional to the moustache, I’ll be running (attempting to run) 120km throughout the month

Link to donate if anyone wants to drop some pennies in

https://t.co/wIKPOcE4WQ

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

An incredibly powerful message put out by @NorwichCityFC on World Mental Health Day.

Please check in on those around you. It is ok to not be ok!

📞 Samaritans phone number - 116 123