Lady: do you drink beer?
Me: yes.
Lady: how many per day?
Me: 3.
Lady: how much do you pay per beer?
Me: $5 each including tip.
Lady: how long have you been drinking?
Me: about 20 years.
Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's $108,000.
Me: sounds correct.
Lady: did you know that if you put that money into a savings account, that after interest, you would have had enough money to buy a plane?
Me: do you drink beer?
Lady: no.
Me: where's your fucking plane?
West Ham United proudly supports ‘Heirlooms’, a film raising awareness about suicide bereavement and highlighting the incredible work of @suicideandco
Together, we can break the stigma surrounding suicide and provide the support those experiencing loss truly need.
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Grenfell was social murder.
Nobody has been jailed because the victims were poor immigrants and those responsible were rich white people.
Today I’ll remember 72 souls who deserved to be listened to and deserved better than the fucked up feudal society we’re forced to endure.
"People's priorities are wrong."
Michail Antonio discusses his experience of racism in football and his view on how it should be dealt with in the professional game.
Warning: Some viewers may find some of this interview upsetting.
@piersmorgan I don't think you've got the cardio fitness, Piers, TBF. You'd gas out and after that I'd just be playing music on your chin like a boxing Beethoven.
Not quite @hardestgeezer but this year for Movember additional to the moustache, I’ll be running (attempting to run) 120km throughout the month
Link to donate if anyone wants to drop some pennies in
https://t.co/wIKPOcE4WQ
An incredibly powerful message put out by @NorwichCityFC on World Mental Health Day.
Please check in on those around you. It is ok to not be ok!
📞 Samaritans phone number - 116 123