TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms)

Writer etc

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WHY IS CHANNEL 4 COPYING ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM??? I AM THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! CEASE AND DESIST!!! — GCN

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Four minutes into the new presidency and the richest man in the world is doing a nazi salute on global TV but don't worry the real problem is pronouns

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump
(Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

[Aphex Twin Updates @shellyrealest]

I know this is aphex twin updates but jesus christ

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

The thing you stupid libs don't understand is that dancing to YMCA in a dementia induced haze is a better policy than giving women rights.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Ah so my theory that the majority of people are fucking awful has been proved right once again.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Fucking hell America

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: The New York Times reports that Elon Musk will spend election night with Trump

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This election has EVERYTHING. A convicted felon dancing to YMCA. A president biting babies. Beyonce. Squirrel assassination. Dementia. People eating dogs. Potentially the end of the world. The worlds most divorced billionaire. Brain worms. Some guy fucking a couch. Fascism.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Locking this account now because there might be a reason why I don't want people who have tried to get me fired and sent me death threats seeing my posts even though I've blocked them. I'll be over on threads having breakdowns over there if that's okay.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Really enjoying how everyone in charge of social media platforms have the one goal of "How can we make this place even worse"

[Engineering @Engineering]

Soon we’ll be launching a change to how the block function works.

If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage (like, reply, repost, etc.).

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

How the seasons work in the UK:
Jan - Cold
Feb – Still Cold
Mar – Still cold but snow now
Apr - Rain
May – More rain
Jun – Why is it still raining
July - BEES
Aug – Oh god it is so hot
Sept – I miss the heat
Oct – Heat is simply a memory
Nov - Cold
Dec – Cold but with capitalism

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Happy #WorldMentalHealthDay! Remember to look after yourself today by:
- Having a bath
- Exercise
- Eat a green food
- Hold those in power accountable for the lack of funding for vital services as they use vacuous soundbites about mental health to win votes
- Nap

[CALM @theCALMzone]

Stopping suicide starts with all of us.

💚So, if you do one thing this #WorldMentalHealthDay, make it sharing this film to show the part we can all play in preventing it.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fuck thatcher

[wint @dril]

THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Absolutely fucking crushed it on teams today lads