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[MT @__tonksy]

Hi all, I will be shaving my hair to raise as much money as possible for Macmillan cancer support. Any donations received will be appreciated ☺️ https://t.co/MlavEPCyb0

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

girls go on twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

[evelyn @prettygirll4l1]

We went from June 1st to June 20th in 4 days…

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i got 112 tabs open in my head rn

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Idk how we’re 5 months into a year that started 2 weeks ago

[b.b @benoobrown]

Absolutely no one:

My brain every 5 seconds: my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

I always need to set 2 alarms like the first one 15 mins before the real one cuz I need time to defrost

[mils 🪩 @gr00vymil]

when dizzee rascal said i wake up just to go back to sleep i felt that

[تصميم سي في | ATS | CV @cv_ats_c]

me when someone's looking at me while i'm doing something

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

today is the day we celebrate the easter bunnies bringing jesus back to life by feeding him their freshly laid eggs xox

[remington 🪩 @billielurked]

Quarantine has me living like a sim. It takes me six hours to cook spaghetti. If something is blocking my path i just cry

[syd @bigb00tybixch]

can’t wait to knock back pornstar martinis like they’re water

[xox 🌹 @williamkeenanx]

THIS.

[Memeulous @Memeulous]

shocking.

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

If ITV don’t take Piers off good morning Britain for claiming Meghan was lying about feeling suicidal ill be so disgusted and the whole be kind campaign was clearly done to make them look good instead of actually caring about people with mental health issues

[rags @reegnkay]

thinking about what r*naldo wore to sign his Man Utd contract.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

help