Oona

does talking shit burn calories?

[Oona @__toona_]

Just matched with my therapists son on tinder, how’s your day going?

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Hanging out with Republicans or “moderates” is so dry and boring. No taste. No flavor.

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So bored with my life rn that I might join a cult just to spice things up

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men have project cars and women have project boyfriends

[lacey @lkjack12]

Give me attention or give me death

[Oona @__toona_]

surf’s up is the greatest animated movie of all time and i will not be taking any criticism

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do people really turn on their cars and not a single warning light comes on? couldn’t be me

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why do old people get surprised that our generation is in favor of socialism? i was raised on shel silverstein and dr seuss i was trained for this

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i’ll be honest i know more about astrology than economics and that’s how i know i shouldn’t get a credit card

[♠️ @TheM4vie]

They gave us $1200 for 8 months and nobody is rioting meanwhile niggas in France throwing bathtubs thru the presidents window everytime he blink wrong. Why are we so pussy

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I find it amusing when politicians try to diminish the seriousness of our policy work, movement organizing & grassroots fundraising to “she just tweets,” as though “serious” politics is only done by begging corporate CEOs for money through wax-sealed envelopes delivered by raven

[Oona @__toona_]

don’t tell me ur zodiac sign
tell me who ur top artist was on spotify

[Oona @__toona_]

no more free titties for men 2021

[Oona @__toona_]

might start an only fans just so that when guys ask for nudes i can send them to OF and make some $$$

[Oona @__toona_]

why do some men think they don’t have to wash their asses? like sweetie trickle down economics doesn’t work like that

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Donald Trump’s anti-democratic actions are a stain on the United States—and on movements for democracy all around the world.

[Oona @__toona_]

@lkjack12 oooh i’ll die too and then we can have a joint funeral ✨💕

[Oona @__toona_]

if you describe yourself as “dorky” don’t talk to me

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@DaniD97 Lol I unfollowed basically everyone in the sorority bc that organisation literally drove me to the breaking point and I didn’t need to see posts about it all the time