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ugly trash with hepatitis A, B and C

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When you get home from a date and realize you forgot to show him pictures of your cats

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@Snark_vaarky @frycookonvenus3 @LlamasNBC I know this man IRL. He’s not an actor. Just a regular guy that loves life and any reason to celebrate it. He also lives his life free of judgment; you should try it.

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Home is where your Nintendo Switch is

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@hoesaintlaurel Bro 😂😂😂😂

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@hoesaintlaurel Drop his @ then

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@aubra_kadabra Now you just dye it black

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@repolm Triggered by “pain” and “winge” in the same tweet. You know why

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@hoesaintlaurel Quit being a predator, Yanny

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Reason 7678 I’m single

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@falsecaroline 😂😭🤭

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The other day I was looking for the word “lonely” and described it as “horny for love.”

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@torrfolino Also same Lolol I know it is not normal because sometimes I gotta read a whole ass paragraph over again

[Ian Schon @ian_schon]

Everyone’s reaction in Pittsburgh to Heinz Field being renamed to Acrisure🤢🤢. #Pittsburgh #PittsburghSteelers #Foxtail

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In other news, I’ve been treating this zit on my jawline with ointments and pimple patches for 2 days now. Just realized it is actually a mosquito bite

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Sometimes I think I miss him but then remember he literally broke my bones so

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@TyTustin well isn’t that just wild and crazy

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You ever have too much cabbage and wonder to yourself “what am I gonna do with all of this cabbage?”

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@jnlydi It is said that my eyes turn bright blue when I cry

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Happy Depp Day

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@Flyfry3 What is better than preheating your oven from an app?