@SouthwestAir : wait for a call, it will be an update to let you know your bag has landed.
*gets a call from southwest*
“Hi I’m just calling to let you know that we don’t have an update for you. I’m sorry”.
I guess some update is better than no update?? Off to @Forever21 😭
Welp, made it to Denver... but my checked bag never left San Jose 😃 waiting for @SouthwestAir to delivery my bag, hopefully before the end of the year 🤪
@Hippocketwifi we’re on day 3 of our 10 day trip with the pocket WiFi and it’s suddenly dying within 2 hours (even with no use). Help! What should we do? 😢
Bae: I’m goin to Coachella this wknd btw
Most girls: ew wtf, I’m so done with you rude ass 🙄🤬😡😠
Me: oh thank the lord, I can sleep peacefully, get all my errands done, and don’t have to eat like shit this weekend 😂 (but also me like tfti)
If you go to my grandmas house and she offers you food and you say “ NO” just know she going to talk maaa shit about you when you leave and call you a fake friend.
I hate talking to girls with big ass boobs. It’s hella hard not to look at em. I’m just being real 🤣 wtf. Not on some creeper shit but damn. If they hella fake big like POW BIG ASS TITTIES I gotta try so hard to keep eye contact. Shit is crazy lol