dirty martini

hey pal, u just blow in from stupid town?

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i miss privacy

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ts said how did it end? and i get it now

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h*te my l*fe ag*in

[Wemby @wemby]

Spurs family, I’m here to stay.
Whatever it takes🖤

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having to use facebook to avoid love island spoilers

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“not gonna lie i thought fifa was just a video game i didn’t know it was like a real thing”

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@ajoshd @SanAntonioZoo @spurs is pop ya daddy or what?

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sometimes i’m convinced i don’t even really like certain foods all that much but just love the sauces i eat with them

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someone spelled “sincere” as “sencear” 😭

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misspellings make me laugh idk why

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MY NEICE IS BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS PRINCE HARRY BEFORE TWO YEARS OF AGE

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should i order a fridge from temu

[Rylee @femceldrainer]

Spurs will triumph because San Antonio (love) is more powerful than NYC (greed)

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can’t believe the spurs are at taylor swift’s wedding venue

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soul ties is just a giant ugly bathtub with pillows

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can’t stop doordashing i’m so lazy

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planes

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planes land with their little feet

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it scares me that planes can fly

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if the spurs lose tonight it’s because i’m wearing my game losing shirt on accident