Tom

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cheeky nandos 👍 cheers

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@desiloed Reading this back it sounds like I was saying the name bucketer is dumb. I meant it sounds like a dumb tool and doesnt (to me) suggest any logic is being applied. You shouldn’t have asked me I’m over thinking it I just like the chair with the drawer

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@desiloed I understand bucket to be a store and bucketer to be the tool that fills the bucket. If that's your intent then I like them. Bucketer does have a dumb vibe to it though, like there's no processing / sorting going on. Idk though!

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uncanny https://t.co/j1NPMmBj2k

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

YOUR PHONE IS STEALING YOUR LIFE FORCE

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my grandma writes in the group chat the way that hamster tweets

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fidelity have lowered the min acct size to buy into the spacex ipo. fidelity will visit your house and rummage between the sofa cushions for extra cash. fidelity will do odd jobs around the house if you buy spcx

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This is my impression of an american telling his wife about the europeans on twitter who think they can walk to the metlife stadium

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every ai company blog post reads like they’re telling the interviewer their biggest flaw is that they work too hard

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I hate when ppl say things like “11 figures” because I have to work my way up from 6 figures to work out what they mean

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take it from me, a self proclaimed sex expert and woman understander: women don’t like sex, they don’t even like men

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@timpastoor you were great in suits

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I shaved my head the shortest I've ever gone and it feels like rough velvet

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@timpastoor oooh. call my head the cia’s playground the way I’m doing regime change on my dome every 2 weeks

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@timpastoor you’re gonna have to explain this one idgi

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@Eggs_and_Jakey I don't mind cheap ones but I don't trust the sun protection of knock-offs

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I forgot I was going to buy sunglasses.

Sorted by suggested, the first 4 pairs have cameras! Are they really that popular!?

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> go to the sunglasses shop
> ask salesman if glasses are sunglasses or a creepy spy cam
> he doesn't understand
> pull out diagram explaining what is sunglasses and what is creepy spy cam
> he laughs and says "they're good glasses sir"
> buy sunglasses
> they're creepy spy cam

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@Eggs_and_Jakey When I've bought from them it was surprisingly quick. Did you buy a "Choice" listing or whatever they call their fulfillment?

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@delujog @neqyve Oh I didn’t interpret it as being the last 5

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@sewell_herb @delujog

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grok stop showing me malm and dlg talking about armpit sweat. make no mistakes