Mariah

The Universe is rigged in my favor.🪴✨☕️

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

What if you just decide it all works out?

Worst case - You’re hot and hopeful
Best case - You’re right

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

Dragonflies are so pretty but they sound so scary.

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

Asking the universe for a sign and be specific.
I kept adding stuff too and finally the universe put the synchronicity in my driveway.

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

The tub can’t be in the room unless there’s a giant open window with a gorgeous serene view.
And flowers. Gotta be flowers in the bath. High end, ya know. Some bubbly!

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

MY TEAMS WAS CLOSED THIS WHOLE TIME WTF

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

Price and Value are not the same thing.

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

Involved, invited, inspired, ADHD.

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[Tylermckenzieco @kenzsinterlude]

Your man is supposed to be the amplifier of your magic, not the one waging war on you.

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

“And then the marching band refused to yield!!”

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

I can’t find my graphing calculator. Like a lot of things I can’t find from my past life.

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

Okay wait I have seen Wild Thornberrys lol

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

tim curry was just so so funny on the wild thornberrys

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

🕊️🕊️

[donnie 🪷 @dnvngrntattoo]

Hating cats is low IQ

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Be with a man who believes loving you is part of his purpose.

[alyssa 🎀 @virgoshordie]

she’s with carl again 🥹

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

Tyler and I are vibing so hard rn

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

dolly parton, tim curry, donald trump

all born in 1946

that’s interesting to me

[Mariah @__unicornvomit]

Why does every advancement we have as a society somehow lead to sex or porn.?
Get some help.