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[Yaretzi🇰🇪 @yaretzi_xx]

May good emails find me this week

[☆⁷ @minixkookie]

i hate when i interact w a tweet and my entire tl turns into just that topic now i gotta deal w fruit discourse all day

[Mayyrhee⚖️👩‍⚖️📚 @mayy_rhee]

Another week to “kindly find attached”

[harsh @harshvibesss]

Greatest International break getting over soon and I have to suffer with Manchester United

[𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘸 @corxcx]

The only thing saving strawberries is pretty privilege

[Ray @Rayumkz]

first in my blood line to read something like this 😭😭

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever.

[(fan) Mainoo's left foot @vincemocheche]

City are being punished for being financially stable and having enough cash flow to run their club, so if we are punishing city for breaking FFP because their owners are pumping money to ensure the club runs smoothly, why is it okay for the Glazers to leverage our club in over £1.1b in debt? Why is the Premier league saying nothing or doing nothing about this?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 Manchester City fans are unfollowing the Premier League account. In the last 48 hours alone, the account has lost 8 followers!

[A. T. M. @drgoaderr]

Sir Bobby Charlton
758 appearances - 249 goals 1x European Cup, 3x League Titles, 1x FA Cup

Denis Law
404 appearances - 237 goals 1x European Cup, 2x League Titles, 1x FA Cup

George Best
470 appearances - 179 goals 1x European Cup, 2x League Titles, 1x FA Cup

Cristiano Ronaldo
346 appearances - 145 goals 3x Premier League, 1x Champions League, 1x FA Cup, 2x League Cup, 1x Club World Cup, 1x Community Shield

The United legends all have one thing in common - they all won the Ballon d’Or during their time at the club

Sir Bobby Charlton spent 17 years at United, Denis Law and George Best 11 years each while Cristiano Ronaldo spent around 8 years at the club

Among the United Trinity, only Denis Law had a better goal ratio than Cristiano Ronaldo at the club

No way you’re telling me Cristiano Ronaldo shouldn’t be considered a Top 5 Manchester United legend and the three of the United Trinity should be on that list

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

I would like to thank all the Manchester City fans telling the world the Glazers have put United in a Billion pound worth of debt.

Thanks for spreading our message.

[wed ود @WDASI_]

how did the queer community manage to be as lesbophobic as straight people

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Cuando la gente piensa que los estás ignorando pero la vida te tiene así:

[kaz @kazaomds]

the probability of being killed by a shark is 1 in 3.7 million

the probability of a woman experiencing violence from a man is 1 in 3.

it’s acceptable to be scared of sharks yet when women say they’re afraid of men it’s mocked, laughed at. men are more of a threat than a sharks

[Rob @Robin_W_1]

Other football fans pointing out how bad Utd's owners are isn't the flex they think it is....we all agree with you

[Hilarion @cheriofhilarion]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dang it!

[alek @alemisuu]

when a tweet is written in chinese or portuguese so ik i’m about to read some real poetry when i press translate

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

[sylvie ⚢ ☥ @femmepyr]

“you can’t spell lesbian without bi” is one of the most disgusting things i’ve ever heard and it’s so harrowing that it came from a fellow queer person. how can you say that and not hear the corrective rhetoric? why can no one accept that lesbians do not desire men, at all, ever?

[nati 🌹 @shawnbubu]

actually B in lesbian stands for BRICKS that we should start throwing at non lesbians spouting dumb shit