she doesn’t even go here!

Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre, straight, white man.

[eva stratt apologist @stellamilfburn]

me in 2006:

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this picture goes incredibly hard

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 4 days ago😭

[(deedee) Inigo Montoya Kinnie era 🇵🇷🇩🇴🔪 @deedeevertigo]

Should we be worried or is it just like a cool and fun update

[megan good @jckhatesme]

the ocean will be gone by 2027 but hey atleast you got your AI polaroid with Nicki

[nancy🦦 @creamcarrier]

i promise your soulmate is your coworker

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

nah these 4 bitches did

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

The concept of starting to live in my body and stop living in my mind….

[Kalshi Film @Kalshi_Film]

This scene deserves to be studied in film schools.

[N @dearvotion]

Babe wake up, Lenny Kravitz’s Architectural Digest feature of his Parisian townhouse just dropped!

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

this was peak romance

[amanda @amandabb__]

chat gpt is not your friend, therapist, confidant, doctor, or anything else. please go outside.

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖎 𝕭𝖚𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖗 @GabiButlerCheer]

The only royal wedding I acknowledge is Shrek and Fiona’s. 💖

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

I could never do this. My liked songs tell the story of the last 5 years of my life. You guys are fake asf for abandoning a song just because you don’t like it now. How would 15 year old you feel about you getting rid of that XXXTENTACION song that they loved?

[nanasversion @nansversion]

the blind mouse in shrek:

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

do you think he yearns to be released from the prison of youth

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

I CANNOT get dressed in the bathroom after a shower, idk how y’all do it 😭