Ms.M

occasionally funny

[Ms.M @__wakesho]

In my baldie era💅

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Dr.Lesley Akali @eli_akali]

@FOOZAK_ We need to save money and invest 😭

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I just looked at the date, there’s no way we are making it to pay day.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Connected without internet" is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

[refilwe🫦 @mofo_refilwe]

One thing about me, I'll survive. Complaining the entire time, but I'll survive. 😭✋🏽💀

[Ms.M @__wakesho]

Chamomile tea before bed just makes sense🥹

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I have to make this money , no one coming to save me

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the only reason i want a boyfriend is because i think being kissed all the time would improve my quality of life significantly

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[Ayanda @Prudence_bonga]

You blink and then it's time to do your hair and nails again. 😔

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[Ms.M @__wakesho]

Yeah immediately!

[muse @honeyscoat]

I need to bite a handsome man to relieve a little tension off of my body. I’ll kiss it after.

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

yall lucky life humbles me every 3-5 business days bc there r kanye levels of self-idolatry deep within me

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Kabza event in Racecourse buana. Might be a great one but that venue is a no for me

[yas @adoomies3]

Me tuning into love island after swearing im done with the show at the end of every season

[Ms.M @__wakesho]

What a pathetic take!

[Miss Moraa @miss_moraa62251]

My simple thought on football is women who watch football are trying so much to seem cool to men. It's basically a long-term mating strategy.

[E @Ellis_]

Being a hater requires a lot of patience, but it’s always worth it in the end.

[Nu @nakhyia_]

I’m only soft where I’m safe at everybody else get this stiff shit

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

We're in hell.