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Did I predict this shit or what

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@Maphawk NOICE! @gabby_shaw hooray! It's a plan.

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@Maphawk @gabby_shaw whose beautiful house is that???

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@gabby_shaw @maphawk OPEN INVITATION BOOBIE. Come on down whenevs.

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@Maphawk @gabby_shaw nah let's take her to Piggly Wiggly

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@Maphawk @gabby_shaw I think you should give her at least a minute to just let the name Harris Teeter sink in.

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@gabby_shaw @maphawk http://t.co/etwDvxS6

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@gabby_shaw come visit baby gurl! I'll show you SHEETZ.

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@DHWallace where does one get a copy of your angels book? It is the best.

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No longer looking for a job. Finna provide tech support for old people in exchange for food, medicine, and sage advice.

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Look. I’m all for texting. But 100 of the time, the conversation WILL end the very second you put a hashtag in your text. Stop that shit

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@meatfoam @gabby_shaw ⺍˙•˙⺌

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@gabby_shaw (っˆーˆ)っ

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@gabby_shaw ya! I like it :>

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Cats Money Weed

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@captryansmith talking to strangers at gas stations is just the analog version of twitter

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As an immigrant kid the Lord & Taylor logo was mystifying; so was the letter D in Disney that I swore was a G for yeears

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@dapwell you know what else is trash!? #cputaz

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@Maphawk welcome, neighbor! Where are you staying? I'm in chapel thrill come say hi!

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@Maphawk are you here!?