cαrleeee ☾

'93 Leo •↠ insta:carleebc •↠ saucy minx

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

@ScottieBeam It’s fucking gross

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

I juuuust now realized that I am in my late twenties and it is… traumatizing 🙃

[chloe :) @chloeleonard01]

when mobius said “maybe i had a jet ski” #Loki

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

Why is existing so expensive and hard. I’m so tired dude

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

I’ve been listening to my old iTunes music and never been more lit lol how do I forget about all these bangers

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

My boyfriend woke up early and is making my lunch 😭❤️

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

My mom met my boyfriend finally 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

First non hungover Friday in a min and it’s refreshing af lol also ✨payday✨

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

“I don’t like greasy eyelids.....” “..... they creep me out” -my mother 😂😂

[𝚃𝙾𝙽𝚈✞ @chuntichino__]

This video is always gonna be funny https://t.co/8OfDUDye9c

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

He’s clearing a drawer in his dresser for me 🥰

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😘

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

The amount of nose rings I’ve lost during sex is astronomical lmao

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

I AM ALMOST DONE WITH MY TREATMENT STUFF I YAM SO HEPPY

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

@brittany_broski You a tru kween 💌 thank you for using your platform to makes laugh BUT also to remind us of important things

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

Social media is wild, y’all. I keep seeing videos of fucked up shit happening all round the country and it’s literally disturbing 😩 I swear the government will perpetuate anythinggggg to divide us all

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

I often think of the time when my manager was on the phone with a customer while kk and I sang “nothing breaks like a heart” and changed it to “nothing smells like a fart” a little too loudly and the customer heard it :-)

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

Heheehhehehehahahahahhaahahahah

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

@Knock503 @realDonaldTrump He’s a real piece of work.......

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

Ya know... I never think I can hate @realDonaldTrump more than I already do but he manages to prove me wrong every single fucking week. What a disgusting idiot #Minneapolis

[cαrleeee ☾ @__xobyebitch]

I GO BACK TO WORK NEXT WEEK!!!!!