Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉

I used to be interesting #ItsGonnaGetUGLY proud member of the Andy Pages Ugly Club. YOU ARE CURSED

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Every single day I regret not getting that random Iran jersey I found at crossroads like 4 months ago

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Filthy casuals saying a shot for a goal. I’m doing a shot for each throw in and finishing a beer tower for a goal. Trained 4 years for this

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Me to the waiters at our fav seafood boil restaurant in ktown later

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

@DoorDash I’ve gotta be like one of 20 people to have locked this in before today

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

The Knicks only losing when he was in attendance is so fucking funny

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Throw Mookie into the pit of a volcano

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

MOOKIE NOOOOOOOO

[SmackSZN @treysmackszn]

🚨 Streamer IShowSpeed jumps over MLB player Pete Crow-Armstrong at World Cup https://t.co/0SzIgq1FGT

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Only supporting the US’ woke players.

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Fucked up that it’s not acceptable to do The Place Where He Inserted the Blade for karaoke

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

If you lose a reality show they should ship you off to an oil rig

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Negative ball knowledge this World Cup because I haven’t played any fifa

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

The us is having everyone get shot by a cop for their opening match on Friday

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

Le lancer de sombrero des Mexicains avant le début du match d’ouverture 🇲🇽🤩🤠

[Media Bayern France @MediaBayernFR]

DÍA DE PARTIDO ! VAMONOS WEY !

[♛Rey Mysterio❔ @reymysterio]

Finally got my copy of #WWE13 can't wait to play it tonight on the bus & can't Waite to beat my kids as well! Enjoy619

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

And these shipments are set to arrive at the port the same day as The Odyssey releases. Great marketing strategy

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump reveals the U.S. has secretly been taking out “millions of barrels” of oil from Iran every night.

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Fuck it I’m writing again

https://t.co/PiApDiQcNv

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Made a game for filmtwt inspired by 82-0. For all the letterboxd heads and cinemaphiles please let me know what’s missing :)

https://t.co/L9fJlPsqZu

[Freddy Confetti: CURSED PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION 🎉 @__ydderf]

Feel bad for the guy that received the Trojan Horse and was like. “This is gonna look so cool on display for the Trojan Derby next week”