Zoe

you deserve a little treat

[Zoe @__zoy]

every day is a gift, tell the people you love that you love them

[Zoe @__zoy]

💗A rockstar!!

[USA Field Hockey @USAFieldHockey]

Karlie Kisha has officially announced her retirement from the USWNT following a five-year playing career at the senior level and ten years within the women’s system. The 29-year-old @Paris2024 Olympian competed in 73 international matches for @TeamUSA. 🇺🇸
https://t.co/VcYKAs7BcZ

[Zoe @__zoy]

how do y’all feign interest when a man is showing you the dumbest YouTube video you’ve ever seen

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

YOU'RE JOKING

[Zoe @__zoy]

at the intersection of adulthood and long-distance friendship when a month between seeing each other is “SO soon!!”

[Zoe @__zoy]

me:
very clearly a germaphobe

my parents:
we put the packages on your bed!

[Zoe @__zoy]

happy holidays and best of luck packing for a week of 10° weather with one carry-on suitcase

[Zoe @__zoy]

PSA: marathon day is a very embarrassing day to be an average joe on a run

[Zoe @__zoy]

if your besties live in the same city as you, consider yourself rich

[Zoe @__zoy]

@Sabra. where r u?? all the other hummus isn’t as good

[Zoe @__zoy]

@jennygrimmy sounds familiar

[Zoe @__zoy]

I am once again asking why we still produce single-use styrofoam products ?? or styrofoam at all ??

[Zoe @__zoy]

@shaaymc y’all seein’ this??!

[Zoe @__zoy]

my Nana calling me to check in every time she hears something about Charlotte on the news🥺🥺

[Zoe @__zoy]

does overhearing my neighbor’s audiobook count as reading?

[Zoe @__zoy]

the IG algorithm showing me all these posts of dead deer until I interact with them is not the wave

[ESPN @espn]

.@DickieV was brought to tears hearing the Baylor-Villanova crowd cheer him on ❤️

[Zoe @__zoy]

today’s sermon:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

do u allow outside clothing on your bed? ON not in

[Zoe @__zoy]

why does signaling for everyone to hang up in a client Zoom meeting feel like an art form?