crab🇷🇺

Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that’s the best you can do.

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

Thinking of that one time i met Monkey Punch at a bar at Golden Gai

It's a shame i didn't know any Japanese at the time

[橋本もく @hashimotomoku]

「why...」

[橋本もく @hashimotomoku]

はじめてのスタジオ、手には汗

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

hell yea dude

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

@LogannGames Yeah but the difference is that you're cool and we love you 🫶

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

GOT STUCK TALKING TO A SOCIALMAXXING AUTISMO FOR 2 HOURS

RETARD I DON'T CARE THAT SOME PPL DON'T LIKE YOU I NEED TO SLEEP
YOU'RE AUTISTIC AND ARE EXPECTING OTHERS TO LOVE YOU ONLY BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

@yPSpmRgl7B88798 えぐい😨
ってかアリの謎の出現より、自らフォカッチャを作られるなんてえらいと思います！👏👏パチパチ

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

@zazenmachinegun I absolutely learned a lot and it was fascinating, the problem is that it was dropped on me by others at 4am when i was already done and it took me until now (6am) to finally end it and get to bed

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

I should really start being less nice, I've lost my irl edge

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

@zazenmachinegun Took me seven increasingly explicit times to end the convo and go to sleep finally

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

YEAH LET'S SPEND TWO HOURS EXPLAINING WHY THIS DOESN'T GUARANTEE EVERYONE WILL LOVE YOU

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

@SuperEmptyHero How are you going to stream from Africa though

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

@punished_dorf @AyamomiK1 The sack will off by itself like a ripe pear once the time comes

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

That's us

You're not supposed to do that but w/e

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

@yPSpmRgl7B88798 ありがとう🥰

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

Saddest little guy in the world

[crab🇷🇺 @_a_crab]

This place is full of hobos