amber rassler

witch grl. lady lazarus. nasty woman. 2-D individual.

[Kylie @Kylie_stp]

Today's 👏 Democrats 👏 aren't👏 the 👏 same 👏 party 👏 as 👏 the 👏 Democrats 👏 during 👏 the 👏 Civil 👏 war 👏

[amber rassler @_a_rass]

You ain't woke if you don't know who Steve Buscemi is.

[Sylvia Plath @itssylviaplath]

What have I eaten? Lies and smiles.

[Kylie @Kylie_stp]

#whywomendontreport because in Trump's America, rape is a considered a "pre-existing condition".

[amber rassler @_a_rass]

soo excited to read books for pleasure this summer and not a two page textbook i spent 6 trillions dollars on

[Jennifer Espinoza @sadqueer4life]

in a poly thing with a few different mountains, some clouds, and several thousand trees

[amber rassler @_a_rass]

EELPOUT IS ONE WORD!!!! it is a fish (just in case you didn't know) and y'all left a huge mess on the ice... again.

[matt @dogfather]

We should make a separate bathroom specifically for ignorant paranoid dipshits

[frm yr wild antelope @map_keeper]

self care to do list: take a bath, drink lots of water, dress up real fancy, touch my nose to my cat's nose, raspberries on fingertips

[amber rassler @_a_rass]

everyone should give silent films a try. they can be boring, but the scores are 10/10.

[amber rassler @_a_rass]

when you actually try to connect with a prof and they're a complete ass to you... my fav

[March For Science @MarchForScience]

Owl Wings have the function of reducing turbulence and sound so that they can silently surprise their prey! #SuperbOWL #ScienceMarch

[amber rassler @_a_rass]

*buys box of chocolates*
cashier: your valentine is v lucky
me: yes, i am.

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

everything i ever needed to know i learned from donnie darko