A.Strain

0/10, do not bother

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Does @AuntyDonnaBoys have a season 2 yet?
We've been streaming the first season non stop
I can't see Mark fuck the air anymore. PLZ.
I hear SWAT in my sleep
And I wake up with little man stuck in my head. Just give us a season 2 so I can free myself.

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@pixiething Knockers....sweater puppies....boobies

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@SaraJBenincasa Rumor has it, wherever they are, they're having more fun.

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@chelseaperetti Oh I get it you're doing coke

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@chelseaperetti So violently swinging your head around and creaking your arms? I'm in.

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@Keely66984491 @Tiffany55706016 @RawBeautyKristi As a woman who suffered from SEVERE post partum depression, I can say that Keely means no harm when she says to get a break from baby. I refused to set my oldest down for 7 straight months. I wish someone had given me this same advice. I truly needed it.

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@itsjojosiwa Oh great now I have to go into work looking like a puffy mess. Children are the greatest gift.

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@paulrust Good idea OLD MAN

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@pulte $mamastrain

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@csydelko I also don't know what Orwellian means

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@flutterbold I must be too high because I can't stop fucking laughing at this dumb ass shit

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.

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@peeweeherman Am 30 years old and still get tears in my eyes whenever I remember this God damn scene.

[Ari Cohn @AriCohn]

Awfully cruel of Twitter to sever Donald Trump Jr's only connection to his father

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@TimRunsHisMouth @POTUS Pretty sure most of us are like 🙌🙌🙌🙌🥳

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@LogicalPolitic7 @MaxRockland @TimRunsHisMouth @POTUS @YaleLawSch I got mine from mailing in 500 box tops to Cap'n Crunch

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

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@LabRetreeve @latimes Nicole Richie taught me this! On Great News! She lives in a panopticon, Katie!

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@witt_Keiffa @K_7_T7 @JeffreeStar Your profile picture made me cry with laughter I can hear her clear as day JEEEENNNAAAAHHH

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@michaelianblack @birbigs *on 🙄

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@michaelianblack @birbigs Well check your pants cus they're probably in fire