Amelia ✌

Changed my life when I met good vibes, found out the grass is hella green on both sides.

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

Help start Peak Alpaca

https://t.co/T1hHEvAaAB

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

It should be illegal for a company to offer you a job and then change their mind

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

@featherty @KenSchleede Why did he just compare your story about being stalked to his friends divorce. I can’t

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

Looking at old pictures makes me wanna move into the gym and dye my hair blonde.

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

@lovedoveclarke Me at the gym “I wish no one else was here”
Me at restaurants “mmm foood”
Me at bars “mmm alcohol, also, I wish no one else was here”

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

We were teased with a “big announcement” and it was that Charlie boy met with Veterans. #WhereIsKate

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

This girl just posted “ what’s the must have for new babies it’s been 4 years” and it took everything I have not to comment
“a mom who’s not constantly begging for rides to drug court on fb so she doesn’t get sent back to jail”
Cause she is.

[Mark Beck @_rskid26]

The Royals trying to announce Kate Middleton is absolutely fine.

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

I spilled grape juice on mine and it dyed purple

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

Girls on Facebook be like “please please pray 🙏 for my baby and keep her in your thoughts she’s being put under and going in for major surgery”
Then you read the comments and that kids at the dentist. 🦷

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

@elonmusk It’s men. Men need to change.

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

@HeraVoltaire Do it. I support you.

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

@elonmusk Literally every woman knows this.

[•spooki•girl•cassiopeia•™ @sadgirlcassi]

doing a reverse lent where i pick a new vice to get hooked on for the next 40 days. taking suggestions.

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

Feeling sad and lonely.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

In the past month Taylor Swift has continued a world tour, won her 14th Grammy, announced her 11th new album, and watched her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl and I’ve been “getting ready to dust” for the past two weeks.

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

@POTUS Remember when you were gonna forgive student loans?

[Hakan Kapucu @1hakankapucu]

While this man drives, the puppy sleeps on his mother, & the mother dog sleeps on this man's leg. If the word Peace were an image, it would be these Three on a journey. 🙏

[Amelia ✌ @_aaamelia]

“Here kitty kitty”

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

You’re sitting in traffic and you see this. What’s your next move?

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Finally got his acorn