Amanda

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

Paid over 500 to get my breaks fixed today, the guy asked if I had any plans for the rest of the day I said yeah getting otp w my bank to report this charge as fraud 😁😁😁😁😁😁 pip pip cheerio

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

WHENEVER, WHEREVER, HOWEVER, WHATEVERRRR

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

Yoga instructor asked if I was a gymnast today, no one can fuck w me for the rest of the week 😁

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

Something about a heated yoga class in the morning makes me drive the speed limit home🧑🏽‍🩰

[swilly ☻ @swillysports]

because i would jump when my team loses

[J @verythickvajjjj]

Please respect my privacy with the Naturium situation

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

I’m such an emoji overuser🤣🤣🤣 been trying to cut back cuz I feel like they’re cheugy all of the sudden but I genuinely can’t stop 🥲

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

Haven’t had a dishwasher in so long I just looked at the clean dishes in there and shed a tear. Like yall really did that🥲🥹

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

When my sister says she’ll “be home soon” it’s really just a reminder that home is a place in my heart… she’s always there 😌

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

My best friend woke me up from a dead sleep fting me at midnight last night. I ofc pick up… why would it be the guitarist of the band she was seeing tb “wya?? we miss u” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 next time, next time😅

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

I haven’t been to chic fil a in over a year for the sole reason that every time I want one of their delicious fancy sugar-free lemonades it’s fucking Sunday😒

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

Just inserted myself into my neighbors argument and ended up winning. I feel alive

[remx @biigrem]

In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. That’s where the process breaks down.

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

I haven’t had a Friday night to myself in forever. Im so excited to sit in my home and maybe eat cookies or something idk🤩🥳😻

[Amanda @_aamandastaib]

Not a day goes by that I don’t wish I spoke Russian 😔😔

[MS:BALENCI @BalenciPink]

I don’t have a jealous bone in my body I’m my own dream girl and I only care about my world

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I’m missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a b!tch right now

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel