Aaron

Father | Army Vet | #HailState | Hedonistic Degenerate

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Where’d all the lightning bugs go?

[Staff Sergeant Lincoln Osiris 🇹🇹 @Balsamic_Vinnn]

Gonna go ahead and get out in front of this one before an opposing fanbase does it.

[Jim Gardner-Johnson @DatDudeJD]

BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”

BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”

BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”

[Aaron @_AaronCrowe]

@TheCinesthetic

[naiive @naiivememe]

Being a man in your 30s 40s is interesting. You have girls born in 2003, 1989 and 1969 flirting with you

[Imperator🇸🇳 @Elh_Mrr]

Roose Bolton dans le groupe WhatsApp des Lannister avant le dîner des Noces Pourpres

[Aaron @_AaronCrowe]

10 years was the limit for me

[Aaron @_AaronCrowe]

@johnny_danziel This is a top tier tweet

[Aaron @_AaronCrowe]

Genuinely sick to my stomach. I just can’t understand. Rest in peace, Charlie.

[Aaron @_AaronCrowe]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS!!!

*sorry for cussing*

[The Ghost of Cayenne @RIPCayenne]

Oh no a frag on the pray

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

[FUNKER530 @funkeractual]

We're just the video guys, but if Veterans in the public eye could quit making shit up about their service record, that would be sick.

[Aaron @_AaronCrowe]

@DougisRaw @Blazt Cocaine and waffles

[Aaron @_AaronCrowe]

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Intimacy In A Relationship

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

WW1 explained … in a pretty neat way tbh.

That’s how it was