If I were an elite athlete, I absolutely would dream of playing for a Philly team so I can’t totally hate
But this mf is sounding like he’s coming from the Browns or Jets, which is why it rubs me the wrong way
BAR OWNER: “You’re OK at making drinks, but are you good at changing the channel on a TV?”
BARTENDER INTERVIEWEE: “I am the literal worst channel changer of all time.”
BAR OWNER: “You start tomorrow.”