Dan, from the web

I know just how this thing ends

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

Memorial Day at 23: Me and 35 of my friends are sharing one motel room at the shore so that we can drink a year's worth of alcohol while listening to music on the smallest bluetooth speaker ever made

Memorial Day at 33: Finally I have some time to deep clean my bathroom

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@ShamsCharania

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Reggie Miller spent several minutes complaining that Embiid was shooting too many threes, then when Embiid hits a huge one he says "That's what I want him to do." Truly shameless lying

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@PhillyInquirer Sometimes I consider subscribing to the Inquirer, then I remember you intentionally still employ Marcus Hayes

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@GwashburnGlobe Out Indefinitely

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Chris Myers and Jonathan Vilma can't even criticize the Commanders for that end of game mess because they also had no idea what the situation was until it was too late

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The album of 2026 is going to be the Father John Misty album if it comes out in time, all three singles rock and now I'm aware that he has maybe written a song about figuring out his dad was in the deep state

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Pat Kraft chose not to offer Bob Chesney the head coaching job at Penn State

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@PennStateFball patrick kraft is a criminal

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@TheRedStripesSG just adding here that you will never get enough embarrassment for this insanity, any real phillies fan knows you have no clue

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@mhc_76 It's remarkable that the article goes on much longer but keeps circling back to this useless intro

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@ScoringChanges @Phillies @Braves I'm not arguing whether or not you are correct. I'm asking why they decided to do it that way, which does not make sense to me

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Don't worry Phillies fans, Bryce Harper will get his body right this offseason by living in a nuclear reactor and eating nothing but tree bark dipped in bone marrow

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@Phillies this empty crowd is a direct result of john middleton’s leadership

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@Phillies dave dombrowski thinking this offense was good enough is proof that the entire phillies organization hates their fans. you actively hate your customers by pretending these players, scouts, and minor league hitting coaches are close to good enough

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salesforce is down at work, so i'm on twitter instead, a website that famously does not have bugs or issues

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It's a deep field with a lot of competition, but Robert Kraft is in the running for most Islamophobic person alive

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It's the first quarter of the first Eagles game of the season and I'm already on spotrac looking up the contracts of our worst offensive linemen. The NFL is back baby

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@DVNJr @Ourand_Puck Doubling down on this on the basis of semantics (and stretching the limits of credulity in order to do so) is not the way forward. Even allowing for that, a lot of your statement seems flat out inaccurate

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@BruceFeldmanCFB There is no explanation needed: they rigged it and every single person on any level who does not acknowledge it is outing themselves as complicit in the new era of sports being married to gambling outfits. Choose your side now