Dan, from the web

I know just how this thing ends

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

Memorial Day at 23: Me and 35 of my friends are sharing one motel room at the shore so that we can drink a year's worth of alcohol while listening to music on the smallest bluetooth speaker ever made

Memorial Day at 33: Finally I have some time to deep clean my bathroom

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

it will be interesting to see who will win the eastern conference finals and western conference finals

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

I think any Giants player who doesn’t stuff Jaxson Dart in a supply closet and lock him in there is a coward

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

@bdetrick Barlow, Bona, and Walker were all ahead of Broome in the rotation, and are all younger than Broome. This one isn't on Nurse, Broome just is not an NBA player

[Henry Abbott @TrueHoop]

I covered Jason Kidd when he played for the Nets. I know one of his childhood friends. I've been to his house, met his kids, then-wife, and Pilates Instructor. And I have insight from many people who worked with him in his coaching years. This is a great firing.

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

Called the police on the guy shouting about parlays who tried to buy me an omelette

[kev @NBACouchside]

Just getting this out of the way:

No, the Oklahoma City Thunder don't have a "right to exist."

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

Daryl Morey wanted to build a 2016 roster in 2026. Never adjusted to how the league changed, valued the wrong things, and his disinterest in roster spots 4-10 was always going to doom him

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

@Sam_Vecenie He wants to build a 2016 roster in 2026, he is past his time

[mina @getinthedevice]

@willmenaker Ted Turner has one of the funniest Controversial Comments sections on Wikipedia

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

Some have said that politicians campaigning on austerity are pedophiles, and it is unclear for voters whether this is true or not

[Derek Bodner @DerekBodnerNBA]

@MikeAScotto Did he give you an off-arm shove while answering this question.

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

@BillSimmons You are weak

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

Basketball will always be my girlfriend these girls bae#2😂😂😂

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

@RapSheet

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

go fuck yourself @dmorey

[Mike @mhc_76]

GET ME TO THE FUCKING PLATE BOYS

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

There is nothing Nick Nurse loves more than an aimless possession with DHOs that don't lead to switches and don't get any open looks for good shooters

[💗 @ma1ybe]

they'll put a woman in prison for a miscarriage but you can state your intent to let your kids die from a preventable disease and its fine

[soul khan @soulkhan]

the two largest industries in israel are organ trafficking and printing copies of mein kampf to plant in the homes of their victims

[Dan, from the web @sharpalright]

@NileHoops An athlete who actively tried to spread covid due to his naturopathic bullshit beliefs, he deserves much more mean spirited energy than my tame reply. In the time I spent typing this reply he just dribbled off his foot out of bounds again