Marz🤍

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

“i cant wait to be a mom”
omo i can wait o, where i dey rush go.

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

i know you are mentally unstable but please don’t use snapchat filters to take full pictures!!!

[𝐢Ceberg̶ @ionfwnuin]

i fw that clingy shit, be all over me

[Zama @ZamazayM]

Your monthlies will make you feel
soooo needy sana

[𝒹𝓇𝓌💭 @kendrrw]

i would have been a vegetarian if vegetables were made out of meat

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

If you're not doing anything later would you like to do anything later

[solé @layxsnv]

HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will knock myself out i dont give a fck

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"Too much of everything is bad"
omo no be for credit alert o

[Sheila @SheilaLMaina]

Wouldn't be able to coz what if he's telling his friends there's a guest who won't leave his house?

[Zama @ZamazayM]

I love being called “baby” sm

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

This account balance is not for me in the mighty name of Jesus
Holy Ghost fire .

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

“avoid eating sweet things”
how I wan stop to dey eat my babe

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

one person is enough for me, i be very much attached.

[Big Jikada🇵🇹🏁 @bigjikada0]

Yes, they exist. Take me for example, if I eat rice and beans with stew and cow meat, my stomach go swell

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

Second borns:

[Dziedzorm💚 @SSDziedzorm]

“Your breasts may be extra sensitive today.” Flo, please, it’s Monday!

[ÀwámáridinifẹOlúwasímí Esq😚 @Awamaridiii]

When I hear people say this, I automatically assume you're a Yahoo boy/girl.

Because you can't be in the job market with us and be saying this nonsense.

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

as a real food lover, i put it to you that catfish peppersoup is actually the best kind of peppersoup.