Abbie

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me recharging for 6 months after going out one saturday night

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“i literally told you yesterday”

me:

[Abbie @_abbiemarie_]

LOOK AT THESE COOKIES

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[Dante Moon @lvnarboymusic]

frank ocean: “I thought that I was dreamin when you said you loved me”

me:

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[cay @koralinadean]

history changing decisions made by people who are old enough to go into cardiac arrest with just one sip of a mcdonalds sprite. do we see the problem.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

[TCraw @TCraw_]

I need a job with no weekends, no holidays, no nights, & no days

[𝘙𝘈𝘠 ✮ @ray_f13]

Shrek on theme at the 2022 #MetGala red carpet #MetGala2022

[Abbie @_abbiemarie_]

You ever just get the urge to cease to exist for a lil bit

[Abbie @_abbiemarie_]

A construction crew had to come into my work overnight and at about 5 am all of these grown men were singing big girls dont cry by Fergie

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...

[‎ ً @HailEternal]

Will was laughing. Until he wasn’t.

[Danielle Lemmon, PhD @iLemmon]

A new show called "Sweeping Up With the Kardashians" where Kim is forced to work for minimum wage in the retail and service industries for one year, without access to any of her assets, and then read back quotes she's said about getting to work.