Tim, from Allentown

single black female addicted to retail

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Down bad

[𝕮𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖆 @ItzCecilia1]

sorry i was insane i had a crush on you

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? Just like me, they long to be, close to you.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Dont let them tell you something more than once

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

For your own sanity, dont hug him.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

I couldnt even focus watching #Obsession because all I could think about was how much Barron looks like @planejaneburger #kudosmamaforacting

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

The last scene of Breaking Bad, season 5 episode 9 is the best acting in tv history idgaf #breakingbad

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Bro Tyra Banks is a villain. Why did I just watch her blame everyone in else in every episode of this doc? #americasnexttopmodel #topmodel

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

now who’s getting in this tub?

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Get up from the couch and go sleep in your bed! You deserve to be comfortable.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

When the apocalypse comes I don’t need a bunker I’ll go out in the first wave.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Queen of acting like it doesn’t hurt.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Imagine hating me and I’m in the shower quoting Dane Cook Viscous Circle word for word.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Who knew the silent treatment be so fucking loud?

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Fuccccck my life

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Maybe I would be okay, if I could let this go forever.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

A man I always considered “the one that got away” that I could never move on from just posted saying Charlie K*rk was a “savant”. IM FINALLY FREEEEEE

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

The moment you start giving people the same energy they give you, they run for the hills. Always hard to look in the mirror.

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

@ursmason Thank you!!

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

Hey Buddy, Tal is not your therapist #mybigfatfabulouslife

[Tim, from Allentown @_abbnormal_]

@dynorobot3000 Is Buddy though? The point that Tal was trying to make is that he is a human and just because he’s a therapist does not mean he needs to always be calm and collected. He’s allowed to be upset and he’s not Buddy’s therapist.