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[Abby😛😛 @_abby_morrison_]

How have I just realised that vampire diaries is Stefan diary Stefan is 171 years old and there is 171 episodes, the series ends when Stefan dies,because the show is his diary!!!!!

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

According to the small print on this kilo bag of Mini Eggs, a 'portion' is 8 eggs. 8 eggs. What am I, stranded on Mars? 8 eggs. They think I'm going to be doing fuckin meal prep with Mini Eggs? 8 eggs per portion. I've 8 eggs in my mouth right now and there's room for more!

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

been thinking ab this all my life

[Falkirk Council @falkirkcouncil]

Ken.

[Nando's @NandosUK]

👀

[rae baeski @jezzlynrae]

him: go be with your hoe friends

me and my hoe friends:

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

normalize leaving after the first red flag, i wont do it, but you guys should

[#fenty @deadsbirth]

i texted him 10 mins ago, he posted 6 mins ago.. 10-6= 4TheStreetz

[josie✧ @josiebellaa]

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

[Jenni @hashjenni]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

the relationship between me and black clothes is a love story that can’t be explained

[Natasha @_Prettyytata]

Having REAL friends is important. And I’m not talking about friends that call you pretty and like your pictures, I’m talking about the friends that’s gone be there for the uncomfortable, rough situations.

[AD @2548684a]

1. Somali bolt driver Abdishakur has been FALSELY accused of kidnapping. His life and his children’s are in DANGER.
A THREAD.

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔢☆ @itsheruniverse]

i love spending money because money LOVES to replace itself. my life is meant to be full of luxury and enjoyment and it always will be. money will never run out and it’s always readily available for me whenever i want or need it. 💸🥂spoiled girl lifestyle forever

[Phil Clifton @philclifton]

Same tbh