abby

♓️ || would you stop taking pictures of yourself, your sister’s going to jail

[We told you So @terri4436166795]

You’re a lot closer to needing SNAP benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire
Remember that
#snap

[Nickolas🔞 @ComplexNickolas]

The lion concerns himself with many things

The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder

[connor @cg_410]

this is going triple platinum in anne arundel county

[lawnadelgod @billiedelgod]

why are women called basic white women for liking Taylor Swift but men are not called basic men for liking cars and football

[The Discord Traveler @DiscordTraveler]

@ELEANORXNEALE He saw america elect a rapist president and thought “i have a chance too”

[your sweet 666 @anakin0010110]

i’m making life beautiful again watch the fuck out

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they've killed my spirit

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“As we all know, you guys have a lot of male sports fans that listen to your podcast. I think we all know that if there’s one thing that male sports fans want to see in their spaces and on their screens... it’s more of me”

— Taylor Swift on the ‘New Heights’ podcast

[celeste 🥨 @ltvinylsouls]

how do i explain this feeling to a man

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

I, for one, am shocked.

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

“The girls are fighting, aren't they?”

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Elon rn

[connor @cg_410]

gay Orioles are now 3-0

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[Lamar Translator @LJTranslator]

I doubt it